Ever since Navy Seal Team Six accomplished the difficult mission of taking out Osama Bin Laden, the CIA has had weeks to scour through countless thumb-drives and PC’s for terror clues. One thing they learned that they were unaware of before was Bin Laden’s taste for good ol’ pornography. So here for you now are
THE TOP 10 FAVORITE PORN TITLES OWNED BY OSAMA BIN LADEN.
10 – TaliBANGing
9 – Seal Team SEX
8 – 9/11 INCHES
7 – Persian RUG MUNCHERS
6 – Rock the ASSbah
5 – PackingSTAN
4 – Infidel-ity
3 – Death to the NYMPHidels
2- Karachi Crotchmasters
…and now Ladies and Gentleman, the top favorite of OSAMA BIN LADEN IS:
Two of my dearest friends over the weekend were the victims of an anti-gay assault. They both needed medical treatment and continue to recuperate. I witnessed the attack and will testify or do anything else it takes to put the homophobic piece of filth responsible for this act behind bars.
I would watch Hollywood awards shows if they did shit like this:
Truth is, in most movies nowadays, the sandwiches have more emotional depth then the actors do…I mean, the Meatball sandwich in the Gary Busey clip brought tears to my eyes. Such range!
With the recent events that surround someone I love being assaulted in such a manner that is SO offensive to me, this guy has brought a smile back to my face. I just wish I could fly him over the pond and let him sing his magic at a certain place that deserves all the Fuck, Cunt, Ass, Ass Cheeks, etc. they can get. Here is my guy singing a few shit list favorites:
From my trip to Atlantic City, New Jersey with JohnnyD. Had a great time! Stayed at the Bally’s hotel on the boardwalk, in the fabulous tower.
Window view from 24th floor of the Bally's tower.Night time view of the boardwalk from the beach.
As usual click on the pics for the big ones!
Also the room at the Bally’s hotel looked like Dego Dazzle Honeymoon style. Notice the honeymoon lights glaring down at the head of the beds. Nice place. Kinda corny.
I really love WMOM. Not because its a family member’s station, but because it keeps alive those things in life that just should not be forgotten.
One of these gems is Engelbert Humperdinck. Once an idol, and now a shit list favorite. Growing up, he made my granny’s (in the words of Jerri Blank) as “moist as a snack cake down there.” She would play his record all the time…Today is Englebert’s birthday and I want to give a shout out to all those grannies in the world whom during the driest part of their years, could still bring on the showers for some hot Engelbert Humperdinck meat. HA!
