Cherry Pepsi and Lemonade*
* IMPORTANT: I prefer Tropicana Lemonade from the plastic bottle in the refrigerated section of the local supermarket. Lemon DRINK is nasty, and Simply Lemon is too pulpy.
Category Archives: Recipes
Happy Birthday Julia
One of my heroes…
Dick Queasy’s!!!
I think this ad should be re purposed to suit the many South Philly eateries we have around here (aka any greasy shit that can be prepared on an unclean surface and wrapped in wax paper).
Can’t Explain It But Made Me Laugh My Ass Off
Courtesy of Kevin.
Let’s Meet The Meat!!
Once again, Mark proves that ANYTHING can be grilled or smoked to perfection. Pork and Chicken-palooza! Dining at Mark’s, when the grill(s) and smoker are cranked, is what Summer is all about, baby!
I ate my face off this memorial day weekend! Thanks Mark (and John for excellent sack o salad and chips n dips)! You’s guysiz da bestist!
Blue Cheese Burger Steak Ala Will
This was off the hook! Of course, I’d eat blue cheese anything…
Have a TURD Burger!
Herro! Welcome to Shitty Burger! You rike to try shitty beef today?
Lush Lagoon
This holiday weekend, why not try something different then the usual beer while celebrating our nation’s history by blowing pieces of it up with fireworks, and sipping on a cool “Lush Lagoon*.”
*WARNING: Do not attempt to put out drunken firework induced fires with “Lush Lagoon.” Dosing the flames with “Lush Lagoon” may result in death or injury. Ingestion of “Lush Lagoon” may result in death or injury.
Fun with PEEPS
Kentucky Fried Peeps
Peepy Kebabs
The PEEP-tini
peep sushi
Food Network is for Obsessive Idiot Losers!
The utterly STUPID way he pronounces “mozzarella”, and the typical Gordon Ramsey quotes by Cartman are so typical of stupid Food network shows. Food network shows are for lifeless idiots with delusions of grandeur. Everybody watches an hour of the food network then comes away thinking they’re some god damned culinary artist. Its just plain stupid.
They wont let you embed the actual video of the beginning of Randy Marsh’s Food Network show Cafeteria Fraiche, but you can watch it from this link here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaz5eN_-TCU
Highly recommended. Trey Parker is A GENIUS!