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Big Deal !!! Who Cares !!!
CHOB III
This is compiled from sessions recorded in 2016. Bob and CeMeGo had things scattered all over the hard drives. It has taken a while to compile all of this together. Some you may recognize from this blog, others were created and never posted.
Track List
- Oh It’s a Harold Budd Start (2:36)
- Start The Reactor (3:11)
- The Surface (7:07)
- Overmodulated M F’er (3:45)
- The Big Test (0:52)
- A Serious Dialogue (Noise Your Dick Off at 300bpm) (4:24)
- Breakfast Project (1:56)
- Chob Gives Up (1:14)
- Our Own Girls (7:20)
- That Darn Delay Thing (4:42)
- It Builds to Something Special (3:44)
- Chobwahwah (3:57)
- Oh It’s a Harold Budd Ending (1:16)
Personnel
Bob & CeMeGo (and occasional Nguyen Chaney).
Tools
Ableton Live (The great learning curve)
Adobe Audition (too useful unfortunately!)
Korg Mini-KP
Korg Kaossilator Pro
Korg MicroKey
Korg MicroKorg
Sony Acid Pro 7
Korg Volca Bass
Korg Volca Beats
Korg Volca Keys
Teenage Engineering Pocket Operator PO-12
Click here to download the album in a zip file with cover art (46 megs).
We still don’t make money off of this crap. We do it for fun! The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog again. Chob thanks YOU for your junk!
Funky 70’s TV Bumper Music: Evening/PM Magazine Theme
If you are old enough you will remember this theme. I mixed it together with really bad audio bits from youtube. The opening theme is sewn up with the ending synthesizer funky theme. As a “bonus” (I guess) it reprises the opening at the end.
I just heard this out of the blue and remembered how funky it was. Crank dat shit (in the middle at least).
Racism? Anyone See The Similarity?
Below are two images from our stupid media. Am I the only one that can see an obvious problem here? I think both races are to blame. BOTH!!! NO RACE is innocent of this trend. The question is WHY?!
Allison sent me this meme that I think applies to this issue very well. I think racism will die if we all just admit this..
Mike O’meara Show – Nitrous Oxide Poops
This was in the “News You May Not Need” section of The Mike O’Meara Show on May 25, 2016. I hope it’s OK to post a clip like this but I just had to because I spit up my soda at the end.
I’ve been listening and subscribing to this show for years and I’m going to start plugging it more with my own clips here since I don’t use bookface.
New $20 Ideas
Here are some fresh “inclusive” ideas for the screwing over of Andrew Jackson and our history. Vote for one below.
BREAKING NEWS:
Candidates considered as an afterthought:
- Rerun from Whats Happening
- Shirley Q. Liquor
- The complex and multitalented Miss Latoya Jackson.
- The “Aint nobody got time for that! I got bronchitis” lady.
- Nell Carter
- Oprah
If you can think of anymore, leave them in the comments. I may get to them and start a whole new round of polling. I could make a whole separate poll for the ladies. We could nearly consider this to be the “primary”.
Frank Gallagher (from Shameless) Gets It!
Same Shit Different New Year (Stay Ignorant Philly)
Once again, the racists, bigots, drunks and pill popping unemployed of Philadelphia get a free pass to trash the city in a mummers parade. Here we go again. I saw the Caitlyn Jenner bit on TV at the Liberty Bell diner that morning. As soon as I saw it, I could hear other people in the diner gasping and saying, “oh, thats a problem” and “can they do that?”
http://6abc.com/news/alleged-gay-bashing-controversial-acts-mar-mummers-parade/1143758/
http://news.yahoo.com/anti-gay-racist-incidents-mar-philadelphias-mummers-parade-221408205.html
Ahh Philly. Land of the bigot. Hate to post this again, but here’s the passyunk ave fountain in south philly. Almost looks like a troop of “wenches” or “fancies” or whatever they call drunk racists who get off on dressing like women (rather than confess they aren’t man enough to admit they are gay).
It’s time for Philadelphia to do the right thing and end this parade, or open it to the general public (minimizing the affect of the racists “mummers” spectacle). Besides, no one cares or even knows what a “mummer” means (even the idiots that do it don’t know and cant explain it).