I really love WMOM. Not because its a family member’s station, but because it keeps alive those things in life that just should not be forgotten.
One of these gems is Engelbert Humperdinck. Once an idol, and now a shit list favorite. Growing up, he made my granny’s (in the words of Jerri Blank) as “moist as a snack cake down there.” She would play his record all the time…Today is Englebert’s birthday and I want to give a shout out to all those grannies in the world whom during the driest part of their years, could still bring on the showers for some hot Engelbert Humperdinck meat. HA!
okay… is that a mullet? and why doesn’t he get hit by a car singing in the middle of the street… and remember when people actually held microphones in music videos? HAHA!