Monthly Archives: May 2011
ANGRY HOT DOG #2 – ‘the victim’
Presenting: THE ANGRY HOT DOG
Once Again Daytime TV doesnt let me down…
So some insane, rather homely ‘super model’ is giving away rhinestone encrusted jars of VASELINE on daytime TV? And the women in the audience are all feeding into the hype by acting like a bunch of screaming pre-teen girls who’ve just been given Justin Bieber’s cock-ring? At least Oprah gave away cars,…
Wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randall (Mr. Honey Badger) is back with NOT ENOUGH SWEARING!!
Randall’s narration of nature footage always makes me laugh. Here he’s doing the 80’s cartoon Jem (which I can honestly say I never watched – I’m merely aware of its wretched existence). I think Randall sort of “jumps the shark” here. The reason why? NOT ENOUGH SWEARING! If he peppers his delivery with the occasional “fuckin” or “bastard” or “shit”, it’s so much better. I think this is meant for children’s TV. In which case, it seems we’re gaying the kids out at a young age aren’t we? HE
“Click it or ticket” if you need a honey badger fix (“you hungry bastard”)
The Angry Hot Dog responds,…
The beer we pour must mean something more…
Like… DRUNK MAYBE?!
But this begs the question, whatever happened to Schlitz® ?? These two below seem to know, while their house burns down from the stupid wench’s shitty cooking skills. The gentleman is quite forgiving isn’t he? They should back that up with “Let’s drink this and have a domestic dispute!”
AND to actually enjoy the Lowenbrau commercial, you need every verse in good fidelity!
and get more laughs and memories back “on yo baby..”
Do they still even make this?
Really?
Nothing says HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY quite like LESBIAN CHICKEN BREASTS and BI-CURIOUS MEAT PRODUCTS
My Favorite Commercials
The Pajama Jean!
What’s next, DIAPER JEANS?
The SHOEDINI
http://youtu.be/SltsgYuSHrw
Why not just SIT DOWN to put on a shoe?
Liberty Medical
Diabetes DANCE MIX!
The Snuggie Parody
It’s a fucking BACKWARDS ROBE!
Gary’s Matresses
http://youtu.be/4vAfXNzXueE
He makes GILBERT GOTTFRIED look like a beacon of sensitivity