This MUST be real: I saw it on the Internet.
Yet Another Stupid Job Posting Buzzword
Folks, the list grows daily. Put this up there with great job listing terms like “ability to self municate”.
The listing du jour follows:
“Master storytellerable to craft a master narrative cohering an entire curriculum; able to write stories that relate the unknown to the known; able to create immersive, narrative-driven, learning experiences that expose learners to new beliefs or reframe current beliefs that drive effective behaviors; able to simplify and rationalize the complex and irrational.”
What the hell is “Master storytellerable”?? I’m serious folks. This was in a job requirement. This sounds like they want you to create some sort of Romulan brain torture device. REEEEEDICULOUS!!!
A possible rewrite would be:
“Able to change republicans to democrats and straights to gays. Able to see into the future without a crystal ball and be held accountable for this. Make lazy people energized with stuff that makes them lazy in the first place. Change Christians into Atheists at the wave of a wand. (and lets not forget) Spoon feed the lazy and the rich.”
I am now going to crawl into bed and cry!
I Hate This Bitch
Can’t stand her voice. Can’t stand looking at her or hearing her speak. Have always thought she was off her rocker. Now we have the proof. Enjoy!
United States of Fabulous
My mom, during her recovery is keeping busy making blankets for all the grandchildren….I told her I found the perfect fabric for my blanket…the US of Gay…
Who knew our founding fathers where so damn sexy and damn gay? Look at the sexy leer that Ol Abe is giving. You know he was a power bottom…
Creepy Good!
The latest generation of video game character animation is creepy good…
Mr. Rogers Has a Message for You!
It just makes you wonder if he was laughing inside when he did this…
If I Do Myself In…
Play this at my funeral… Somehow, every time I’m drunk or silly… this song appears in my head.
Can’t explain it…
And then if you think you get it, follow it up with this one…
Then try to figure out why the hell you are looking at this blog in the first place.
(Thank you Liz for the introduction to the second track here)….
Another Reason to Hate Texas
It’s not a secret that I hate/hated Texas. I read this article and cracked up laughing. This is a jpg so dont hope to click on it and get the next rating of attire. I think the description on the right says more than I could ever say about Texas.
Dunder Mifflin’s new hire.
Looks like there’s a new guy selling paper. Hope he’s experienced.
Thank you, CTRLZ
Thank you ctrlz for all the yummy new improvements. I wish you long life and much happiness. Here’s to a fun, spam-free blog that will continue to provide a platform for the thoughtful mind.