Late ABC Voice Over Talent Ernie Anderson!

I never did voice over work, but I’ve sat at the controls and produced it.

You can see how frustrating this crap can be.  I’m amazed at how his personality and tone totally changes when the mic is live.  This is hilarious.

 

Here’s a clip of Ernie from the Mike O’meara Show (TMOS) bonus show (which explains how they get away with all the swearing).

I Love Buster Bluth

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I am moving through the new season of arrested development.  Each episode tells the same story from a different character’s perspective.  It’s rather unique for a TV series structure.

So far, the greatly over publicized, new season has been interesting, but I got to the 14th of the 15 episodes today and it was a Buster “Mother Boy” Bluth episode.

I had to steal this audio quote of Buster talking to Lucille 2 (Liza Manelli).  He’s attempting to move in with her (much like my life is in transition right now) and what he says here had me laughing so hard, I think I almost shit myself.

Listen closely… and if you get a chance to see this or have seen it, from my experience, I backed up the slider on my computer 12 times to re-watch this segment.

HILARIOUS…

Had to share!

Humpday Heroes

Who doesn’t need a hero to hump? And why does Wednesday never appear in any popular song lyrics? So starting today, this day is for the unsung heroes of this world.  Fuck all the other days of the week, cause on Wednesday you’re a hero!

Today’s hero came to me over this weekend.  Charles Nelson Reilly.

Yes, Charles was a hero on so many levels that if I have to explain it to you, it would cause dizziness, severe cramping, nausea, heat stroke, bloating, premature age spotting, blindness, and dry mouth.

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So let’s all raise, whatever it is you raise, one up high tonight for Mr. Reilly.  A tribute to a true American Hero:

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We now return you to the game.

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