Who doesn’t need a hero to hump? And why does Wednesday never appear in any popular song lyrics? So starting today, this day is for the unsung heroes of this world.  Fuck all the other days of the week, cause on Wednesday you’re a hero!

Today’s hero came to me over this weekend.  Charles Nelson Reilly.

Yes, Charles was a hero on so many levels that if I have to explain it to you, it would cause dizziness, severe cramping, nausea, heat stroke, bloating, premature age spotting, blindness, and dry mouth.

So let’s all raise, whatever it is you raise, one up high tonight for Mr. Reilly.  A tribute to a true American Hero: