2 thoughts on “I Hate This Bitch”

  1. UGH! At her next concert, I would like to jump onstage, shoot the band,tie her up and ball-gag her with nothing but dirty, soiled, sweaty underwear from Newt Gingrich’s laundry hamper. Then I would proceed to beat her to death onstage using pop-star Justin Bieber as my club. When they were both bloodied and she was newly dead, I would proceed to do a twenty minute long performance art piece onstage in the style of GG Allin, doing things to her still-warm corpse involving a curling iron,a bucket of sulfuric acid and a gallon of rotten coleslaw: right there in front of her fans, family and sycophantic entourage. Now THAT would be a fun Celine Dion concert.

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