The Continuing Audio Saga of Job Hunting in Amurka (aka Halloo Meester Glabeeyl): Episode #1

I have decided to start recording my potential job “Whoppertunities®”.

This is the first of hopefully many audio bits of recruiters calling me with job opportunities. Essentially, they are the people who will be representing me to my future dream employer. I suppose this IS the best person to do that. (Sigh). Odds are, well, I’m still looking for work….

Our first contestant in this series needs some serious slowing down or something. I like how long it takes her to find my name on the prostitute du jour list.

Here she is a little slower. Try not to laugh, I laughed it all out!

And, just to show I care, here she is SLOW but with a funky beat for no particular reason.

More to come… Get all excited! Any ideas, or comments? I’m all in!

Music Format Distribution Over The Years (aka I Remember 8 Tracks)

Check out this animated gif from a German website. It shows how people purchased music throughout the years. No play button for the image, it does its’ own magic.

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Feel free to visit the site by clicking this, but it is in German. Get your zhoozhle (google) translator out.

Now where the hell can I get a decent price for my CD’s? Cause I sure as HELL aint sellin my vinyl!!!

For your consideration…

First, there was THIS GUY

Then, there was this…

NOW, for your viewing pleasure, I bring you “10 hours of Diarrhea”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bQx5wSpmg9g

I’ve been searching for the ‘Director’s Cut’ of this wonderful, inspiring Art House film for MONTHS now! Utilizing fresh, well-written dialogue and mesmerizing visuals, the 3 hours of additional/unseen footage boldly brings together many of the unresolved issues in plot-line and theme the initial theatrical release failed to address.

Enjoy!

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