Spongebob Squarepants can’t drive, is yellow, and lives at the bottom of the sea. Just another friggin’ Jap.

Just what exactly makes Japanese people tick?
Geiger counters!

Japanese Headline: “Global penis length average grows as death toll rises”.

Haven’t we learnt from The Simpsons?
Never trust a bunch of funny looking yellow people with Nuclear power plants.

I just called my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was brag about his social life. Just kept going on and on about some huge rave.

Worried about my Japanese friend following the recent natural disaster, so I tried his cell and – miraculously – I got through. I must say, I was surprised to hear him going on about a massive increase in jobs being created in Japan …something about a new career explosion?

RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet