This is what I feel about today’s presidential election issues, (and sadly, as much as I care). Proof that the debate never changes, and the bullshit continues year after year after year after year. This is the reason I’m glad I get older everyday:
Category Archives: silly
Our MST3K/RiffTrax heroes have been busy
Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett have been busy turning up on stupid Comedy Central game shows and stealing the show. They really need their own television show of some kind.
Gladys Got A New Litter Box
This is the first new litter box that Gladys ever had. The last one was a hand down from Brian’s cat, Jasmine.
So, congrats to Gladys. A new poopy palace all her own!
A Song for Apple IPhone Users
Keep It “Rill” Baltimore!
They be gettin wic welfare n everything else!!!
Ahhh Maryland. So classy. We sure know how to prop up our rich dont we! Then this crap is running wild. Tax me harder Maryland. I love being your bitch!
SHAMEFUL AND PATHETIC, NOT ON THE CITY BUT THE WHOLE STATE!
(AND i’m in love with the commentator… “deuces”)
A Whole Bin of Stupid Videos
OH MY GOSH… ITS SO HARD TO STOP… LOOKIT THE WIGGLE!!! (Me thinks the lady is losing her mind).
Nobody Bothers Me!!!
Eastern Motors. If you live in the DMV, you know this or you haven’t been alive. It’s a buncha sports people I couldn’t care less about. If you are bored, just play “point at the felon”.
Same song, only with Alexander Ovechkin… You know… that guy that IS the washington capitals team (in its’ entirety). He’s ugly, he cant sing, and what the hell was anyone thinking!
I need to visit this place. SPECIAL NOTE HON: The bawlmer accent on the announcer reading the address and phone.
And a nod to the mass media whore market of Philadelphia, here is the BEST NEWS THEME EVERRRRRR!!!
Why does Captain Chesapeake keep pictures of children on his “Cabin Wall” … and why is he dressed like a prisoner?
Thats all for now. Leave a comment or add more. I don’t have facebook… I needs the info…
DC Sucks.. And I Think This Guy Figured It Out
Stumbled over these on the innernets… This guy has totally figured out DC. Brings to mind my previous posting…
Check out his video about Arlington, VA:
or even better… watch his video about the DC Metro (and the worthless overpriced dangerous piece of shit that it is).
How to Start a Business by Dwight Schrute from The Office
This made me laugh..
(fromThe Office-809)and a nice animated gif to boot!
A Hozpitality Prog Rock “In-Joke”…
“Aren’t they all?!”
So, I was messing around tonight after re-re-reinstalling my ableton 9 pro suite deluxe with wings. I think I got it installed now (finally). I thought i’d noodle around with a weird noise or two and make a mess.
I call this masterpiece (at 43 seconds) “Bruford Gives Up”.
It brings to mind Bruford’s playing in King Crimsons “Requiem”. Also, it has smacks of the “dream cheeky orgasm” drum solo.
But I learned a pinch about Ableton 9 Live Pro Studio Ultra Deluxe Full Blown Suck You Dry version®.
Just preppin for the arrival of the Electribe Sampler… (its comin dammit! they billed me already!)
Stupidly fun and shit’s GOTTA get better than this!
The Sad State of Caesars Entertainment’s Harrahs Resort in Atlantic City, NJ
Spent the weekend in Atlantic City at Harrah’s Casino/Resort. We got a room at the Harrah’s Marina building. Everything was expensive. The room looked like a bad motel 6.
Here are some of the atrocities.
The carpet was stained and discolored in so many places, walking around in your bare feet was a disgusting thought. I know what a vomited wine stain looks like. There was a lot of that all over the place
The furniture looked like it had not been replaced since the 80’s. The stains on the furniture were so nasty looking, we put towels on the furniture before we sat on it.
Even the pictures had stains on the glass framing. So it looks like they cant even spray some windex and wipe down the pictures.
Here is the view from the window in the room. You can look out over Atlantic City, NJ and see Hotel/Casino’s that are closed (out of business) and other Hotel/Casino’s where they may actually properly clean their rooms.
