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Cool stuff, Music Sound Noise Audio, silly

The beer we pour must mean something more…

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Like… DRUNK MAYBE?!

But this begs the question, whatever happened to Schlitz® ??  These two below seem to know, while their house burns down from the stupid wench’s shitty cooking skills. The gentleman is quite forgiving isn’t he?  They should back that up with “Let’s drink this and have a domestic dispute!”

AND to actually enjoy the Lowenbrau commercial, you need every verse in good fidelity!

Click this shit here for the TV Toons-Lowenbrau Commercial     
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and get more laughs and memories back “on yo baby..”

Music Sound Noise Audio, silly, WMOM

My New Favorite Singer

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With the recent events that surround someone I love being assaulted in such a manner that is SO offensive to me, this guy has brought a smile back to my face. I just wish I could fly him over the pond and let him sing his magic at a certain place that deserves all the Fuck, Cunt, Ass, Ass Cheeks, etc. they can get. Here is my guy singing a few shit list favorites:

GOLD!

Personal Fav:

And who can forget…

How bout a little respect fucker?

Fucker in Red. ASS CHEEKS!

Enjoy!

Music Sound Noise Audio, WMOM

Quando, Quando, Quando.

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I really love WMOM. Not because its a family member’s station, but because it keeps alive those things in life that just should not be forgotten.

One of these gems is Engelbert Humperdinck. Once an idol, and now a shit list favorite. Growing up, he made my granny’s (in the words of Jerri Blank) as “moist as a snack cake down there.” She would play his record all the time…Today is Englebert’s birthday and I want to give a shout out to all those grannies in the world whom during the driest part of their years, could still bring on the showers for some hot Engelbert Humperdinck meat. HA!

Chronicles of the Absurd, Music Sound Noise Audio, silly

Bootylicious

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During the opening craze of the start up of American Idolism, the WB network had put out a show called Superstar USA which turned out to be a big prank gone wrong. I detest shows like American Idolism. I think they really detract people from opening up to all sorts of music and talented musicians they might otherwise overlook. But I think the folks over there at WB came up with a good reason as to why the music industry today is what it is.

WARNING: Listen at your own risk.

The judges critique at the end of Jamie’s (the winner) performance really nailed it for me. Enjoy!

The sad part about it is that if you put some auto tune on it and mixed it to death, it would be #1 on I-Tunes.

Cool stuff, Music Sound Noise Audio, silly

Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking – Epic Battle

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You know, Easter is coming and it’s always been my dream to see a completely mechanized film version of Christ’s Crucifixion. Think about it. A Post-Industrial/Post-Apocalyptic quasi-robotic interpretation of “The PASSION of the CHRIST”??!! Wouldn’t that be incredible? Well, …wouldn’t it????

Its amazingly simple. The talent is already there.
Hollywood could cast Steven Hawking as the Christ,
Robocop as Mary Magdelene, R2D2 as The Virgin Mary,
Bender as Saint Peter, Senator Bob Dole as Pontius Pilate

…and so on.

But I guess until Hollywood gets off its ASS,…here’s a little something to scratch that Hawking itch I know we ALL get from time to time! Hell man, I’m still trying to figure out the physics as how they were able to auto-tune his already robotic voice and not have the universe collapse in upon itself.

Enjoy.

Cool stuff, Music Sound Noise Audio, WMOM

HELLO my geeky, radio, shortwave, internet, audio, gadget, computer and electronics friends!!!

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Hello my friends in geekdom,

This was really crazy but I stumbled over this article:

http://www.archive.org/details/ird059

and it really “freaked me out” (because I’ve heard these sounds before.  A lot of it!  In some very interesting musical contexts).  I’ve never known about this, but there is this thing called “Numbers Stations” that are broadcast on shortwave radio as a way to communicate to international spies and stuff.  Thankfully, somebody has collected and posted some of this stuff to the Internet. I listened to some of the samples and I recognized sounds that were used in various recordings of music that I enjoy such as obscure stuff like ChromaKey, Brian Eno, etc.. As we all know my taste in music is poop anyway, but I’m curious if any of it sounds familiar to any of you? I just thought this was interesting, and I know I have super geeky friends out there that would find this “neato” as well.

Radio Operator

I hope for comments here. You don’t need to be a member to comment on the article.  I wont Spam you or track you down on Facebook (as I refuse to have one).

I want any opinions on it for example:  “yeah! know all about this”, or “Chad why don’t you find something to do”, or “… of course i knew this you idiot”.

NOTE: you may not use any of the above comments.

Cheers and stuff,

Chad