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SPAM ON THE ROAD: Countdown to Shippensburg!

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OK. A week away from Shippensburg, where I know, alot of you guys are going.

I can’t wait!

2 reasons. Everyone is gonna have a good time and all that jazz, and I get to ride back to Philly that night!

Yeah that’s right bitches! Back for a full day on Monday. Taking the train early tuesday morning to Utica, NY for the show that night. Just bought the ticket.

This makes me really happy. I get everyone to come see the show. (Emily is gonna love it) and I get to ride back to philly with the boys. Get some Chadley. Spend a whole day with Gladburger, and have my man that night. It’s gonna be great. ………….

Sigh………

Tomorrow we head back to Canada. Don’t know if I told you guys but I went to King of Donair when I was in Nova Scotia. Eh? No Ricky and Julian, but plenty of good gravy cheese fries.

We lost a girl for 4 weeks. She got drunk and dislocated her elbow. It was gross. She has a replacement for a while then she comes back. Roomie is cool. nothing else.

Can’t wait!

Will

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South Park’s Insheeption and Reality Show Stupid “Manufactured Drama” Music

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If you haven’t watched the new episode of South Park yet, you must!

Mr. Mackey is Hoarding

I thought it was funny because all summer long, while in Rehoboth, every time John, Will or Mark would watch a reality show I always bitched that the “manufactured drama” music in the shows drive me nuts.  The episode itself is a mash up of the reality show “Hoarders” (which I shamefully like) and the movie “Inception” which I haven’t seen yet.   There’s this one character that jumps into each scene and does reality show back up music while the plot is hurriedly being explained.  HE IS SO ON THE MONEY! I thought the episode was HILARIOUS, especially when a young Mr. Mackey is getting fucked by Woodsy The Owl and screams, “No woodsy, okay, don’t touch my pee pee, I’ll give a hoot, okay!”.  

Click on this to hear the South Park version of stupid reality show drama music     

You can watch the episode on South Park’s site by clicking here.

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REVEEEEN!!

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This is more or less of a follow-up to Will’s Reveen poster from Canada.  For those who don’t know, there are many references in Trailer Park Boys about Ricky being called Reveen (which the character Ricky HATES.  I think parallels the harassment that is given to Julian about looking like Patrick Swayze).

Apparently Reveen is a Canadian Hypnotist/Magician.

http://www.reveen.com/index.html

The black hole of all information that ignorant people believe for no reason called “wikipedia” has a nice entry for him:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Reveen

This Google image search provides some really funny results:

Click here for it!

Ricky!!!!
Reveen!!!!!
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Spam on the Road: Goodbye for Now Oh Great White North.

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Just crossed back into the good old US of A , already I feel fatter, lazier and more self important.  Last night we spent in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Most of us spent the night at a place called MENZ BAR. ( john would love it) where we watched the local drag show. Then we followed all the queens ( one gave us a ride) to the other dance bar called Refections.

It was the same show. However, when we arrived they noticed that they didn’t have anyone to run spotlight, so I jumped up on the platform right away, switched it on and went to work. Hint, A little red gel in the spot makes any queen look 100 times better. My help with the show did not go unnoticed, as the stars of the show kept buying me drinks. Yeehaw . I had to text Chris Peterson and tell him the whole story too.

The bar closed at 345 and our bus call was 4 am, so that worked out great. We all dragged our drunk asses onto the buss for a 13 hour trip to Burlington VT.

BUT NOT BEFORE…we stopped at a little place called KING OF DONAIR, and had a slice of pizza. They didn’t sell tshirts tho. sorry Chad.

However, Trailer park fans, I did get to see Reveen in the poster above…..thought you might like that.

RAAAAAAVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

in the northern states all this week, back to Canada next week.

I will blog again when somethin’ happens

Will

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GoatHead

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Once again I found myself in Washington County, MD this weekend, and it went smoothly considering what typically happens to me in the past. However, this time I was too confident and just as my daughter and I where leaving to head back home, we stopped at Sheetz to get a bite to eat. The place was crowded and people did their best to line up as civilly as possible while waiting for food, checking out, and basic store navigation.

While I was waiting in line, an older gentlemen thought wrong. He wanted to walk in front of me to exit the store. Cool. He looked at me and said “Excuse me”. I said “Oh, go right ahead sir…” He thought I called him a “goat head” and said “Well, goat head, that was a mean thing to say…” as he glaringly huffed away at me in front of all these people waiting in line.

WTF? Now, granted this place was loud, but really? Goat head? OK. I give up Washington County. You win.

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Trivia Starts Again At The Frogg Pond, Rehoboth Beach Delaware! Trailer Park Boys Are Back!

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As a Noreaster rolls up the coast, we began the Fall Frogg Pond Tournament. We’re down a man. Pat is getting his foot fixed. (Get better soon, damnit! We miss you and need you. We keep missing all the sports questions!)

The Trailer Park Boys — Mark, Davey, Lonnie, and I — crawled out of trailers or trailer-like structures for week 1 of the tournament. There were a lot of new teams. I hope they all had as much fun as we did.

We finished Round 1 with 24/30 points, which is really good. The round one Bonus was a Marilyn Monroe question. So we turned to our resident old fart, Mark, who confidently answered it. He sounded so sure, we bet the farm. But we got it wrong… happens to all of us. Then we only got one answer right on the first f-a-b (fast action bonus). We were up to 5 points and had a bad start to the second round. The funniest question of the night was, “What is the scent put on the fake rabbits that greyhounds chase in a race?” Lonnie shouted out “Monica Lewinsky” so loud that and an older woman two tables away spit mashed potatoes all over her husband. Still makes me giggle.

Mark redeemed himself in round three! He successfully put Burger King, Pizza Hut, Arbys, and Wendys in the correct order from oldest to newest. He held his ground under tough questioning, doubting, and my over rationalizing.

Lonnie and Mark have come up with a new scale for how certain they are. I guess my method of asking if you are 7-sure – meaning you would bet the maximum amount if you could – was too dull. Of course their scale starts with their lowest rating: winked at it on Manhunt. And runs to the highest rating of: I had children with that answer. 2 through 6 are way too graphic to publish and a little gross… well, a lot gross. But kept us cheerful as we came back to answer the BONUS and all the f-a-b questions correctly.

We finished the game strong, because we know not to bet the farm if we aren’t totally in a committed loving relationship with our answer to the final bonus question. I think we’re in 4th place.

Join us for trivia at the Frogg Pond in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware every Thursday night at 7:30. Half price entrees, wine, and the best service in town! We have room on our team for a few more people… Or form your own team and help us try to beat the Village Idiots, Know Nothings, and Four Play.

JohnnyD

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SPAM ON THE ROAD: O F&%$ing Canada

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I am now a temporary citizen on Canada. Im not just saying that cause I’m visiting. I had to pay 200 dollars to become one.

Here’s the story….

So we are crossing the Canadian border right. Everyone has their passports in order, and everything is going smoothly when the officer that was assigned to our bus calls out ” Will Harrell, will you please come into the office. We need to talk to you.”

Oh Shit….out of everyone on the bus, I get called in.

In 2003 I got a speeding ticket in Alabama. I forgot about that ticket, didn’t pay it, and got a failure to appear in court. I paid all my fines, got my licenses renewed and everything was honky dorey.  However, when they pull me into the border center they tell me that I am inadmissible to the country because I have a failure to appear on my record.

” Well what can I do?” I ask ” I have to go with the show.”

They tell me that I need to call Alabama and have them fax a document stating that all of this has been resolved. I would have done that except for the fact that Monday was Columbus day, a state holiday. Nobody was at work.

So what the fuck do I do?  The border guy just sort of shrugs and I really start to get scared. ” Well, there has to be something we can do.”

Then he says that I can become a temporary Canadian citizen for the duration of our travels between there and the states. ” How much does that cost?”     200 dollars, that’s how much.  They won’t take me because I failed to appear in court for a speeding ticket but they’ll take my money, no more questions asked. Needless to say, I paid up and became a temporary hosier. A greasy cheeseburger packing motherfucker.

St. John was beautiful.

New joke for Chef Jeff:   What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?  Juan on Juan!

Will

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