OH MY GAWWWD! The Honey Badger just doesn’t give a shit!
Gay people SHOULD NOT narrate wildlife films…. or should they?
I laughed so hard at this I hurt! All I learned is that the “honey badger is a hungry bastard and it just doesn’t give a fuckin shit!”
This is welcomed courtesy of Matt Clark – who should stop being a stranger and comment on this damned blog. Maybe he just “doesn’t give a shit like the honey badgerrr…”
Food Network is for Obsessive Idiot Losers!
The utterly STUPID way he pronounces “mozzarella”, and the typical Gordon Ramsey quotes by Cartman are so typical of stupid Food network shows. Food network shows are for lifeless idiots with delusions of grandeur. Everybody watches an hour of the food network then comes away thinking they’re some god damned culinary artist. Its just plain stupid.
They wont let you embed the actual video of the beginning of Randy Marsh’s Food Network show Cafeteria Fraiche, but you can watch it from this link here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaz5eN_-TCU
Highly recommended. Trey Parker is A GENIUS!
Happy Valentines day
Don’t Cry Out Loud
A WMOM icon has a birthday today.
The Muppets dancing takes this song to a whole new level…
Enjoy!
Now The Egyptians are Really Pissed!!!
Mubarik STILL in power?!?!
NOW the Egyptian revolutionaries are REALLY pissed! No more pretty shawl and stylish tank tops in the Florida room (seen below).
NOW they’ve taken to drinking in dive terrorist bars while wearing two pairs of glasses! OH! HOW LONG THIS STRUGGLE FOR FREEDOM?!?!?!
TV’s Frank tweets a tweet
.. that’s too funny!
Egyptian Refugee Woman About To Receive A Cigarette Burn?!?
The crisis in Egypt has refugees running amok!
Philly Apartment Rooftop Connect-O-Pic
These may seem pointless, but I have fun doing them. This was taken as 4 pictures and I scrapped the 4th picture (which would have been on the far right). I just stuck with these three. This is on the roof of my apartment in stinky, junky, dead beat, south philly back in September (I think). I was shooting toward North (skyline behind the tree, Delaware river to the right – not really visible, so don’t look for it!) Took this long for me to finally dig’m up and slap’m together. They look washed out intentionally so you can see the blended edges of the 3 photos – I feel that’s the point of making Connect-O-Pics in the first place.
DISCLAIMER: I do not do this for art! I do this for fun and my own amusement. The images don’t match up “perfectly” and that’s point. I’m just standing there, snapping with my cell phone, turning a little, and snapping again. Fun little exercise. It’s supposed to give you a cheap “cyclorama”, “sensaround”, or “panoramadingdong” perspective (or whatever the stupid trendy buzzword is supposed to be in the day of stupid internet fads). Then again, it might just be a psychological profile for my dormant madness.
In review:
Everybody Pooooops! Sommmmmetiiiiiiiimes… (SIC of R.E.M.)
NOTE: Nursey people (like Liz or Kay), any medical advice you may have is definitely welcome as (like most) I’m an American with no health insurance, and it’s too damned cold now to stand outside the clinic in a line with the homeless and unwed/raped mothers at 7AM with a fever. And if this grosses anyone out, I’m sorry, but the revenge note at the bottom was fun and the chart gave me a laugh because Type 1 looks like bunny poop! (Also, I THINK Bristol has nothing to do with Bristol Palin… OR DOES IT?)
If you have had a meal at the Wendy’s located here, you may need this helpful chart below. I have been suffering from my visit last Friday and it has been very painful. I’ve lost my appetite, and been feverish for 5 days now.
Seems Type 7 is my fate. I’ll let you know when my kidneys and liver fail (unless my unpaid cell phone dies first!) HA!
Here’s the message I left on their website:
I ordered a double with cheese, hold the lettuce tomato and onion medium sized meal. (I incorrectly received a double without cheese), and an order of Asian chicken wings.
Upon my return home about an hour or two later I exhibited a high fever. I have had diarrhea for 5 days now. You need to check the cleanliness of your restaurant, the food handlers, or the quality of your food before you kill someone. This is not the first time I have been made ill by this particular Wendy’s. Clean your surfaces or wash your hands.