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Bin Laden Porn
Ever since Navy Seal Team Six accomplished the difficult mission of taking out Osama Bin Laden, the CIA has had weeks to scour through countless thumb-drives and PC’s for terror clues. One thing they learned that they were unaware of before was Bin Laden’s taste for good ol’ pornography. So here for you now are
THE TOP 10 FAVORITE PORN TITLES OWNED BY OSAMA BIN LADEN.
10 – TaliBANGing
9 – Seal Team SEX
8 – 9/11 INCHES
7 – Persian RUG MUNCHERS
6 – Rock the ASSbah
5 – PackingSTAN
4 – Infidel-ity
3 – Death to the NYMPHidels
2- Karachi Crotchmasters
…and now Ladies and Gentleman, the top favorite of OSAMA BIN LADEN IS:
Digital Trickery
Ace and Garry come to life
Watch how Jon Hamm, Jimmy Fallon, Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert and Ed Helms brings The Ambiguously Gay Duo cartoon to life 😉
In a nutshell…
Two of my dearest friends over the weekend were the victims of an anti-gay assault. They both needed medical treatment and continue to recuperate. I witnessed the attack and will testify or do anything else it takes to put the homophobic piece of filth responsible for this act behind bars.
The Greatest Movie Sandwiches of All Time
I would watch Hollywood awards shows if they did shit like this:
Truth is, in most movies nowadays, the sandwiches have more emotional depth then the actors do…I mean, the Meatball sandwich in the Gary Busey clip brought tears to my eyes. Such range!
My New Favorite Singer
With the recent events that surround someone I love being assaulted in such a manner that is SO offensive to me, this guy has brought a smile back to my face. I just wish I could fly him over the pond and let him sing his magic at a certain place that deserves all the Fuck, Cunt, Ass, Ass Cheeks, etc. they can get. Here is my guy singing a few shit list favorites:
GOLD!
Personal Fav:
And who can forget…
How bout a little respect fucker?
Fucker in Red. ASS CHEEKS!
Enjoy!
Atlantic City Connecto Pics!
From my trip to Atlantic City, New Jersey with JohnnyD. Had a great time! Stayed at the Bally’s hotel on the boardwalk, in the fabulous tower.
As usual click on the pics for the big ones!
Also the room at the Bally’s hotel looked like Dego Dazzle Honeymoon style. Notice the honeymoon lights glaring down at the head of the beds. Nice place. Kinda corny.
Fuck This Shit
Why “gladys is fluffy” is a great password
(Besides the fact that it’s true)
I know this doesn’t sound right but the power of numbers shows you the truth:
Click the graphic for the info
