Blame it on the Nyquil
Thanks to weeks of a Mid Atlantic Amazon jungle humidity level, where we still have to run our AC’s in almost October…I have gotten bronchitis. God I fucking hate bronchitis. Makes my head feel like weighs 1,000 pounds like this guy.
I bet my voice sounds like his right now too. I guess this is the new look for living next to the highway to the Danger Zone.
Have Some Clutter? Do You Find Other People’s Crap Interesting?
This is a wonderful site brought to us by Liz.
It’s a photo blog of someone’s “junk” (which my grandmother would have called “merchandise”).
Have a laugh, and THANKS LIZ!
A Message to Teabaggers.
Hipster Bingo
Bix Pole Dancing
Chef Jeff accepts the SANTORUM challenge!
I accept your challenge to do something creative with that wretched picture of Rick Santorum. For your viewing pleasure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CUA5C0vRmY
Frothy Lube Productions is a subsidiary of Angry Hot Dog Ltd.
Separated at birth..
I’ve thought about this one for a long time. I was just waiting for the right pictures!
Caption Contest?! ANYONE!?
WAAAAH! Bawl baby Rick Santorum cant clear the horrible definition of his name on Google! Now he’s bawling like a baby because Google only wants to honor free speech and he isn’t a fan of what people say about him! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Anyone want to take this and put a speech balloon on it or stick something on the end of his finger, help yourself! This image looks like perfect fodder for comments!
You can read about him crying like a little bitch here.
Excercise for people over 40
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (..I’m at this level.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.