Caption Contest?! ANYONE!?

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Why does my finger smell like poo?!!

WAAAAH!  Bawl baby Rick Santorum cant clear the horrible definition of his name on Google!  Now he’s bawling like a baby because Google only wants to honor free speech and he isn’t a fan of what people say about him!  WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Anyone want to take this and put a speech balloon on it or stick something on the end of his finger, help yourself!  This image looks like perfect fodder for comments!

You can read about him crying like a little bitch here.

2 thoughts on “Caption Contest?! ANYONE!?”

  1. “If you really want to get a guy off, you gotta keep your finger straight when inserting it up his ass. God. How many times do I have to tell you this Mr. Bachman”

  2. “…and I’d like to report to the American people tonight that, because of GOOGLE and Mr Dan Savage, my new career selling a very exclusive line of personal lubes, jellies and gay sex toys has made me THE NUMBER ONE purveyor of these products for the huge repressed, married, closeted Catholic male market.”

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