It’s not a secret that I hate/hated Texas. I read this article and cracked up laughing. This is a jpg so dont hope to click on it and get the next rating of attire. I think the description on the right says more than I could ever say about Texas.
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The Continuing Audio Saga of Job Hunting in Amurka (aka Halloo Meester Glabeeyl): Episode #1
I have decided to start recording my potential job “Whoppertunities®”.
This is the first of hopefully many audio bits of recruiters calling me with job opportunities. Essentially, they are the people who will be representing me to my future dream employer. I suppose this IS the best person to do that. (Sigh). Odds are, well, I’m still looking for work….
Our first contestant in this series needs some serious slowing down or something. I like how long it takes her to find my name on the prostitute du jour list.
Here she is a little slower. Try not to laugh, I laughed it all out!
And, just to show I care, here she is SLOW but with a funky beat for no particular reason.
More to come… Get all excited! Any ideas, or comments? I’m all in!
“Mom? Why Am I So Dumb?!”
Maybe because you’re a Mormon?! MAYBE? Maybe Jesus just thinks you’re a jerk!
I am worried this will start a daily Bitchin Bob Atheist Rant.
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
“Aint Dat Amurka?!”
Comedy!
Sunday FEBRUARY 17th, 6pm
Lou Capp – Paul E – Chef Jeff
“THE THREE JOKE OFFS”
Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar
9th and Federal in South Philly
Beware! Pork Crossing!!
RHPS…who’s in?
Let’s Do the Time Warp Again!
Landmark Theatres Midnight Movie Series returns and is proud to present The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Ritz at the Bourse in Old City Philadelphia! Performance by Philly’s Own Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast, Transylvanian Nipple Productions!
-FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 8th at MIDNIGHT!
-Tickets: $9.50
-Showtime: MIDNIGHT (doors open at 11:30pm)
-Preshow and Costume Contest!
-Prop bags for sale
-Costumes and Audience Participation – STRONGLY encouraged!
TYPICAL!!!
Funny thing is… ONCE AGAIN… the thing that makes our neighborhood and city look stupid comes from the burbs (in this case New Jersey). Is anyone surprised? REALLY?! ANYONE!
This guy just LOOKS like the typical, “I’m gonna go into da city once a year, git drunk and beat da crap outta some guy!” person. Dime a dozen around here. But just the look ALONE, makes me angry. (The words “Meat Head”, “Dork McLargioni” come to mind. Leave any other suggestions in the comments section).
BE AWARE!!! (for the late Aaron Swartz)
Take note of the horrible vocal talents of Miss Justin Bieber in a very short moment of this video…. BUT DO NOT DISREGARD THE MESSAGE!!!
Click here to answer, “Who the hell is (was) Aaron Swartz?!?”
Time Capsule
The now defunct ‘Reed Street Tanning Salon’, circa 2009
