Funny thing is… ONCE AGAIN… the thing that makes our neighborhood and city look stupid comes from the burbs (in this case New Jersey). Is anyone surprised? REALLY?! ANYONE!
This guy just LOOKS like the typical, “I’m gonna go into da city once a year, git drunk and beat da crap outta some guy!” person. Dime a dozen around here. But just the look ALONE, makes me angry. (The words “Meat Head”, “Dork McLargioni” come to mind. Leave any other suggestions in the comments section).
Lou RAGU?
Biff Drinklots!
Tony Testosteroni!
Vinnie VASELINO!
Sergio SQUATTHRUST!
Ron Roidrage!
Antonio Asshat!
Muscles Marinara!
Guido Guzzleknob!
Butch Beerchug!
Drinkie Mcfistfight!
Bob Johnson!
…huh?
This is like South Philly Garbage Pail Kids:
Alfonzo Foktardi
Salvatore Sphinctini
Giovanni Gingiviti
Tony Turdinia
Joey Foreskin (his mother was Italian)