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Caption Contest?! ANYONE!?

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santorum_is_a_dick
Why does my finger smell like poo?!!

WAAAAH!  Bawl baby Rick Santorum cant clear the horrible definition of his name on Google!  Now he’s bawling like a baby because Google only wants to honor free speech and he isn’t a fan of what people say about him!  WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Anyone want to take this and put a speech balloon on it or stick something on the end of his finger, help yourself!  This image looks like perfect fodder for comments!

You can read about him crying like a little bitch here.

Grinds My Gears, silly

Shut Up and Say Yer Sorry!

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Effective Ways of Saying You’re Sorry

  1. I’m feeling defensive.  When I feel defensive, sometimes I say things I don’t mean.
  2. I’m not talking to you like you are someone I love.  Let me start over because I do love you.
  3. I know I’m sounding angry, but I’m feeling extremely threatened.  Let me take a couple breaths and try again.
  4. I know you’re feeling harassed. Please bear with me, I will do better for you.
  5. I’m afraid if I say I’m sorry, you’ll make everything my fault.
  6. I’m sorry. I think I was using a tone of voice I did not mean.
  7. I overreacted earlier.  We should try that conversation again.
  8. I guess I haven’t been listening very well.  Please give me another chance.
  9. Please forgive me?
  10. I know I’ve hurt you.  What can I do to help us get happy again?
  11. I’ve said some mean things.  Can I take them back?
  12. I’m making it sound like it was your entire fault.  I know that’s not true.
  13. I know I sound mad now.  I’m sorry and I haven’t stopped loving you.
  14. I love you, I hate fighting, and I’m sorry for my part in this one!
  15. I feel lousy about what just happened. Can we just make up?

* Thanks to John DeCore

Grinds My Gears

East Passyunk Avenue in a Travel mag? Think They Forgot One Important Part!

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Somehow, E. Passyunk Ave got a glowing write up in some stupid travel magazine because they are rededicating the stupid “singing” fountain (“singing” because it has speakers playing sirius radio mounted around it).  I believe the article left out one important part that I have personally experienced living in this neighborhood.  I left a comment on the article to that affect.  It reads as follows:

Just don’t let the older native Italian crack head and meat head bigots find out you are gay, black or Latino or they’ll beat the crap out of you on the street while the police look away. And beware the unemployed pharmaceutical junkies on xanax and percosets. They have no idea what they are doing and they may suddenly start screaming profanities at the sky or a telephone pole or anything that moves. There’s a TON of unemployed pill popping junkies in this neighborhood walking around like empty headed zombies.

Click here for the article link!

And here is a more appropriate picture.

Passyunk Italian Bigot
I dont know who is worse, these guys or the God Hates Fags people.

 

silly

Randall (Mr. Honey Badger) is back with NOT ENOUGH SWEARING!!

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Randall’s narration of nature footage always makes me laugh. Here he’s doing the 80’s cartoon Jem (which I can honestly say I never watched – I’m merely aware of its wretched existence). I think Randall sort of “jumps the shark” here. The reason why? NOT ENOUGH SWEARING! If he peppers his delivery with the occasional “fuckin” or “bastard” or “shit”, it’s so much better. I think this is meant for children’s TV. In which case, it seems we’re gaying the kids out at a young age aren’t we? HE

“Click it or ticket” if you need a honey badger fix (“you hungry bastard”)

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