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Humpday Heroes

Who doesn’t need a hero to hump? And why does Wednesday never appear in any popular song lyrics? So starting today, this day is for the unsung heroes of this world.  Fuck all the other days of the week, cause on Wednesday you’re a hero!

Today’s hero came to me over this weekend.  Charles Nelson Reilly.

Yes, Charles was a hero on so many levels that if I have to explain it to you, it would cause dizziness, severe cramping, nausea, heat stroke, bloating, premature age spotting, blindness, and dry mouth.

charles

So let’s all raise, whatever it is you raise, one up high tonight for Mr. Reilly.  A tribute to a true American Hero:

For your consideration…

First, there was THIS GUY

Then, there was this…

NOW, for your viewing pleasure, I bring you “10 hours of Diarrhea”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bQx5wSpmg9g

I’ve been searching for the ‘Director’s Cut’ of this wonderful, inspiring Art House film for MONTHS now! Utilizing fresh, well-written dialogue and mesmerizing visuals, the 3 hours of additional/unseen footage boldly brings together many of the unresolved issues in plot-line and theme the initial theatrical release failed to address.

Enjoy!

Hozpitality UPDATE! – Tentative Song Collection Leaked…

Yup, we’re leaking information on the Hozpitality release like an old lady with bladder problems. This will be Hozpitality’s LARGEST RELEASE YET. A DOUBLE STUDIO ALBUM with bits of audio culled from the past 3 years that fell on the digital floor.

Here is the completed track list so far with durations. The plan is to add more material. Titles are TOTALLY subject to change by official release time (and they will more than likely be changed). We still haven’t agreed on an album title but here’s what we have so far:

Hozpitality Next Album so far
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FINALIZATION OF THIS NEW MASTERPIECE ALBUM TO HAPPEN ON SATURDAY FEBRUARY 9, 2013. If you feel you haven’t been adequately represented on this release, or have more audio input to add, this date will be your last chance.