I think this ad should be re purposed to suit the many South Philly eateries we have around here (aka any greasy shit that can be prepared on an unclean surface and wrapped in wax paper).
Put your phone down…
Fog and Smog video. Check out their other hits –
‘Mixologist’ and ‘Whole Foods Parking Lot’
I Was Getting Changed
Poor Fred Willard got caught in a porn theater in Hollywood, CA last night pulling a “Pee-Wee Herman”. Kinda sucks that this great actor, who is 72 fucking years old by the way, is being prosecuted for doing what most people do in an adult movie theater. The man should be being honored for still whacking off at 72!!! Fucking PBS even dropped him from a show he was working on before the man has even been convicted.
I love Fred Willard, and I could give two shits less he was choking the chicken. The man at his age can probably barely use the internet or send an email, let alone navigate the wild world of internet porn. How many 72 year olds do you know surfing internet porn? Its his generation that is keeping those theaters in business.
All the shocked haters and PBS folks need to listen to the words of that wise poet and sage, the J-ROC and leave Fred alone.
Philly Deuce
I think the comment from the guy who posted this video says it all: “A city that was once the cradle of liberty is now a festering shithole(literally) of misery and blight. It’s full of garbage. The people are hideous. Cabbies dropping deuces wherever the hell they please. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The only thing going for Philly is that it isn’t Camden, NJ.”
Ahhhhhhhhhh the French.
Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
Arcadia
I was invited by my new friend Carlos to visit the Philadelphia Art Museum on Friday for the opening of the Arcadia exhibit. Amongst our travels through the museum, I thought it only appropriate that I have this photo snapped.
Happy Independence! Let them eat cake!
Johnny North Tower makes a mean ass cake for the 4th of July at the Constitution center in Philly. Somewhere a diabetic is salivating!
BWHAAAHAAAAHAAA
Funniest use of marketing I’ve seen in a long time….
Almost as good as this:
Zenu is SO exploding with unicorns and rainbows right now.
Atlantic City – Gamble’rama!
Had wonderful time in Atlantic City, NJ this past week with Jaqueline Vargas! The “playing was fun and the action was hot”! We stayed at Harrah’s Waterfront Tower in the Marina on the 29th floor (where you are chained to the hotel and forbidden to walk to any other hotels unless you pay $8.00 for a 1/2 mile cab ride). We gambled and drank Monday, drove down the Jersey coast on Tuesday, and gambled our way through checkout. We had a “smoking room” that smelled like Bob Marley had a blunt fest in it, so we were right at home! Had a blast! Below are some random pictures from the trip.
Picture 1: The shower at Harrah’s was the highlight of the room! Big and spacious with tons of water pressure, and a seat for when you are too drunk to stand!
Picture 2: The Cape May Lighthouse (with the Black Manta sitting in the parking lot for proof we were there).
Picture 3: A random war bunker on the Cape May point beach.
Picture 4: View looking North East over the Harrah’s complex, the bridge to Brigantine, and the ocean in the distance.
Picture 5: View looking North West over the Absecon Bay with big storm clouds.
Picture 6: The Cape May bird santuary.
