Her Name is Antoinette…

Sigh. It’s the little things in life that keep you going. Like a big, hunkin’ Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. Or the ability to shop for Dr Scholl’s Foot Powder at 3am at the 24/7 CVS. Or a big-ass billboard judging everyone that passes. I love you and miss you, dear Antoinette…


Antoinette at night.

Antoinette up close.
Her name is Antoinette...

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Fifth Release from Hozpitality!!

This was a collaborative effort, which is the cornerstone of Hozpitality, to incorporate new creative techniques with a few new gadgets. Technology is a wonderful thing, great (and somewhat silly) minds make technology better. Once again, a lovingly slapped together assemblage of “heightened musical vignettes”.

Hozpitality-Toddler Sized Shark Cage-Front Cover

Hozpitality-Toddler Sized Shark Cage-Back Cover

The creative process involved in this album caused laughter to tears. Enjoy!

Track List:

  1. Robots First Shot(Don’t Be A Douchebag) (1:30)
  2. Circus Clown (3:14)
  3. Shredded Concrete (2:29)
  4. blast OFF (1:22)
  5. Ode To Stink Bugs (1:16)
  6. Take Home A Drunk (2:12)
  7. Angry Hot Dog with Sammy (0:53)
  8. Another (2:10)
  9. I Can Still Hear Myself (3:47)
  10. Pre Made Toast (2:32)
  11. Sprint Dicks Claimer (3:35)
  12. No Commercials on My TV (5:38)
  13. Screamin Swing (2:32)
  14. Toddler Sized Shark Cage (3:43)

Tools used:

  • Symphony of Korg Monotrons
  • Korg Koassilator Pro
  • Korg Kaossilator
  • Korg Mini-KP
  • Sony Acid Loops (crash tastic)
  • Adobe Audition (software that hates your sound card)
  • Voice from Alison (on Ode to Stink Bugs)

Click here to download a .zip file of the album in .mp3 format including cover art. (37 megs)**

** Still aint makin money off this crap.  Still more fun than money can buy to make it.  Once again, the best compensation for this effort would be any sort of comment left here on this blog.  Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your Pre Made Toast).

This is a test!!!

I can still hear myself…

Kaossilator Pro + New Microphone = Robots First Shot

Got a nifty $20 mic for the Kaossilator Pro. That means I can now use the 15 Vocoder options on the thing. This was my first shot at it. Took me about 1 hour to make.

The lyrics are:
Hozpitality (x8)
Dont be a douche bag cause all people are douche bags.
You can suck my balls and kiss my ass right now.

Sorry it was the only thing I could come up with lyrically.

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