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I figured out what was missing in my life…
A little dose of Jim Lahey.
WOOOOOOO! 2 HOURS TO GO TILL THE END!!
I’m still hoping for complete and total INSTANT oblivion. Like a light switch to a dimension of nothingness!
GO NOTHING! GO NOTHING! GO NOTHING! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Greatest Movie Sandwiches of All Time
I would watch Hollywood awards shows if they did shit like this:
Truth is, in most movies nowadays, the sandwiches have more emotional depth then the actors do…I mean, the Meatball sandwich in the Gary Busey clip brought tears to my eyes. Such range!
My New Favorite Singer
With the recent events that surround someone I love being assaulted in such a manner that is SO offensive to me, this guy has brought a smile back to my face. I just wish I could fly him over the pond and let him sing his magic at a certain place that deserves all the Fuck, Cunt, Ass, Ass Cheeks, etc. they can get. Here is my guy singing a few shit list favorites:
GOLD!
Personal Fav:
And who can forget…
How bout a little respect fucker?
Fucker in Red. ASS CHEEKS!
Enjoy!
Quando, Quando, Quando.
I really love WMOM. Not because its a family member’s station, but because it keeps alive those things in life that just should not be forgotten.
One of these gems is Engelbert Humperdinck. Once an idol, and now a shit list favorite. Growing up, he made my granny’s (in the words of Jerri Blank) as “moist as a snack cake down there.” She would play his record all the time…Today is Englebert’s birthday and I want to give a shout out to all those grannies in the world whom during the driest part of their years, could still bring on the showers for some hot Engelbert Humperdinck meat. HA!
Even Stupid People Who Can’t Spell Know This Man is a Homo
If you click for the enlarged version you can see it’s a “Sportsmen for Santorum” sign. HAHAHAHA! Big brave pansy!
Why America Sucks # 1,348,972,587,298,379
McDonald’s. Fast food. Fast Jobs. 50,000 served in one day.
Low wage dead end jobs, serving up low cost death causing food. An American win win.
Fun with PEEPS
Kentucky Fried Peeps
Peepy Kebabs
The PEEP-tini
peep sushi
Bootylicious
During the opening craze of the start up of American Idolism, the WB network had put out a show called Superstar USA which turned out to be a big prank gone wrong. I detest shows like American Idolism. I think they really detract people from opening up to all sorts of music and talented musicians they might otherwise overlook. But I think the folks over there at WB came up with a good reason as to why the music industry today is what it is.
WARNING: Listen at your own risk.
The judges critique at the end of Jamie’s (the winner) performance really nailed it for me. Enjoy!
The sad part about it is that if you put some auto tune on it and mixed it to death, it would be #1 on I-Tunes.