So, maybe you have all read about the big corporate entities this past week that lost security over their customer’s email address lists?
Today I woke up to emails from Chase and Marriott both saying “we’re sorry…”
I am so sick and tired of rich corporate entities just saying “we’re sorry”. In the game of business in America, when you fuck up this much, you should pay a price, not just send out a mass email saying “we’re sorry”. What happened to the card in monopoly that said, “Bank error in your favor, collect $200.”
The way I see it, these corporate entities that screw up like this have a choice:
1. Take a HUGE FINE from the federal government (thus reducing our nation debt – it would be a win/win for both republicans and democrats).
2. Give everyone a reduction in fees (skip a car payment or a free room at a marriott for a night).
I replied to Chase and Marriott today with an email that sounds like this.
STOP LYING LIKE EVERY OTHER CORPORATION IN AMERICA!!!
If you “take my privacy very seriously” you would pay me for your lack of attention and care or the federal government would fine you for carelessly collecting such information and not maintaining proper security around it. I would lose my job if I let this happened.
What penalty is Chase or any other big corporation paying for violating the trust of innocent customers?
NONE!
This is what is wrong with America! You big corporations are not held accountable to your customers and you will not pay or compensate your customers for your carelessness.
I will definitely be blogging about this. SHAME ON CHASE AND ANY OTHER COMPANY WHO THINKS A “WHOOPS WE’RE SORRY” EMAIL CAN COMPENSATE FOR THIS! I am very disappointed.
It’s funny after all the DAILY harassment this company has given me for being late on a car payment and consumers are just supposed to shrug off this gross violation of privacy makes me sick!
You should be fined HEAVILY!
I will be taking to the internet on every blog I can find and making sure that NOBODY does business with you because you think you can fix violations of trust with a simple “whoops we’re sorry” email.
SHAME ON THIS COMPANY!
The CEO of Chase should be put in a pillory in the town square. Card members should then be allowed to heave rotten vegetables, small rocks and manure at his pate. After several dozen bulls-eye’s, he should then be thrown into a pit where the town’s collective sewage is stored. Over a period of several days, once he is totally and completely saturated with the entire town’s filth, he should be hauled from the pit, tied to an oak tree with razor wire and allowed to fester in the hot summer Sun. As the feces and rancid sewage dries itself on his clothes, a band of over-caffeinated Mexican pre-schoolers are given wooden sticks and are told that there are sugary candy treats inside his dangling, exposed genitalia.
He is brought back to consciousness to discover that he has attracted a band of menstruating skunks, and they’ve made their nest by his feet at the base of the tree. He is systematically sprayed by the skunky she-beasts every 5 minutes with a potent blend of skunkspray, menses and piss.
After several days, he should then be taken off the tree into a room with a camera where he will be expected to videotape a heart-felt and convincing apology. But before he begins to tape any apologetic words he is forced to watch as several large men wearing black hoods and leather gear tie down his seven young daughters to a bondage table in the center of the room. They forcibly inject Brazilian Fire Ants into the anal cavity of his youngest daughter. He is forced to listen to the blood-curdling screams as the angry, industrious ants chew the insides of the colon wall to create a place to lay their eggs. The young girl passes out from pain and internal hemorrhaging. He is then forced to watch as the big men remove his frail young daughter from the table and toss her limp lifeless body in a pit to a pack of hungry wild dogs. He is then reminded he has six remaining daughters and he is told he has precisely 60 second to make an acceptable apology video or the whole process shall start over again.
ONCE HE DOES ALL THAT, when all his daughters are dead then it’s okay to accept his ‘whoops we’re sorry” email/apology.
sound fair?
sure does sound fair to me!