But apparently I need to “go through Jesus”. Is that like “going through a red light”? Or “going through bankruptcy”? I could use a clear analogy…
Monthly Archives: May 2013
Beat Off Your Browser
Make some drum beats in your browser… (Note: Didn’t work well in Opera).
Another crushing loss for the saviour of the world
So this wacko lady claimed she was personally endorsed by ol’ JC himself. And she lost. To a gay man.
Stay Sexy Philly!!
MEMORIES OF “ITALIAN” MARKET FESTIVAL 2013.
(draw your own obvious conclusions)
Humpday Heroes
Who doesn’t need a hero to hump? And why does Wednesday never appear in any popular song lyrics? So starting today, this day is for the unsung heroes of this world. Fuck all the other days of the week, cause on Wednesday you’re a hero!
Today’s hero came to me over this weekend. Charles Nelson Reilly.
Yes, Charles was a hero on so many levels that if I have to explain it to you, it would cause dizziness, severe cramping, nausea, heat stroke, bloating, premature age spotting, blindness, and dry mouth.
So let’s all raise, whatever it is you raise, one up high tonight for Mr. Reilly. A tribute to a true American Hero:
Picard & Riker Being Cooler Than Everything for 10 HOURS!
A few of us have seen this… Many of us have not….
BEHOLD!
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*We’ll be right back with the game but first a word from our sponsor.*
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We now return you to the game.