I’ve thought about this one for a long time. I was just waiting for the right pictures!
Separated at birth..
Monthly Archives: September 2011
Caption Contest?! ANYONE!?
WAAAAH! Bawl baby Rick Santorum cant clear the horrible definition of his name on Google! Now he’s bawling like a baby because Google only wants to honor free speech and he isn’t a fan of what people say about him! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Anyone want to take this and put a speech balloon on it or stick something on the end of his finger, help yourself! This image looks like perfect fodder for comments!
You can read about him crying like a little bitch here.
Excercise for people over 40
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (..I’m at this level.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
Rear Entry
Looks like Michelle is finally getting her HPV vaccine…
Great Moments in Parenting #56,849
Last night just for a change while Emily was doing her homework, we decided to watch a program which showcased 80’s videos. It started good…with ELO’s Mr. Blue Sky (which is one of Emily’s favorite songs-altho the vintage Jeff Lynn sent her for a loop) but then it got really good-with “Once in a Lifetime” David Byrne and his “same as it ever was” seizure dancing…but the cherry on the top was this:
She actually liked David Bowie and thought the drag reveal at the end was cool, but passed on Heart’s “These Dreams” which I was proud of her for cause that song is a stinker. After the Cyndi Lauper’s She Bop video (which she thought the tune was catchy…but did not figure out the lyrics…thats another talk) She said “Mommy, what was up with these people? Is this really how your generation’s music was? These people are freaks!” To which I just said two words-Justin Bieber. “Ahh…touche Mommy…”
I must be doing something right.
ps-Happy Birthday Will ;p
Backin Up!
Another Gregory Brother’s Classic!
Here’s the source material:
Here’s what they did to it!
Say hi to Bix!
Thanks so much to John, and Chad and Wil for bringing me this bundle of joy I’ve named Bix.
He’s named after a dixieland coronet player named Bix Beiderbecke from the late 1920’s.
She’s behaving so well and is bringing me many smiles each day.
She’s gonna be a pole dancer when she grows up!
Seriously Need a Karl Fix?!
This is Ricky, Karl, and Stephen talking about freaks, the last season of the show, and what makes Karl laugh (and it isn’t “testicles”).
This is long, but sooo worth the ride. You will get done and click on another one. Toooo funny. Love these guys! (Crank up the volume, it’s quiet until Ricky’s laugh (of course)).
and CANT WAIT FOR THIS!
“Suzanne, what’s goin’ on?”
“My cat drowned because of this Bitch!”
6 Million Miles Away
Check out this picture of the Earth and the Moon from 6 million miles away courtsey of NASA’s Juno spacecraft on its way to Jupiter:
I never get tired of seeing pictures of our Earth/Moon from vast distances away in space. It is truly a humbling sight. How can my problems seem so big on a place so small that is so big, yet so small…