Category Archives: silly

Medieval Insult Generator

Take all the work out of insulting someone!
Be a HIT at the next Ren Faire!
Insult your fellow cast members of SPAMALOT

with this MEDIEVAL INSULT GENERATOR!

samples:
“Thou art a foul-breathed, sheep-biting, hedgepig!”
” I dub thee a slow-witted, curish STRUMPET!”
“YOU SIR, are a dim-witted craven, HORN BEAST!”

Copy and Paste!THOU FOUL SCENTED, PASTY, WISE-ASS!!
www.kdkprankcalls.com/soundboards/other/insult_generator.swf

Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking – Epic Battle

You know, Easter is coming and it’s always been my dream to see a completely mechanized film version of Christ’s Crucifixion. Think about it. A Post-Industrial/Post-Apocalyptic quasi-robotic interpretation of “The PASSION of the CHRIST”??!! Wouldn’t that be incredible? Well, …wouldn’t it????

Its amazingly simple. The talent is already there.
Hollywood could cast Steven Hawking as the Christ,
Robocop as Mary Magdelene, R2D2 as The Virgin Mary,
Bender as Saint Peter, Senator Bob Dole as Pontius Pilate

…and so on.

But I guess until Hollywood gets off its ASS,…here’s a little something to scratch that Hawking itch I know we ALL get from time to time! Hell man, I’m still trying to figure out the physics as how they were able to auto-tune his already robotic voice and not have the universe collapse in upon itself.

Enjoy.