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Great SUCCESS!!!

Somebody is represented here as a Big FLAMING GAY PINK MOTHRA BUTTERFLY…. ha ha ha!

WHAT A SHOW. The three joke off’s were ripping tonite! The host, Lou, had some of the most frighteningly vaudeville Benny Hill jokes, Paul-E’s jokes were scathing and cold, and Chef Jeff’s jokes were just plain offensive. This being a typical south philly dive bar (Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar) that has survived off of this grotesque sort of dark humor for nearly a century, buzzed with energy and laughter. Possibly the best entertainment I’ve ever witnessed in this bar.

The final score was:
Jeff: 9
Lou: 7
Paul-E: 5

Congratulations to Chef Jeff for going for the funny bone with a “soiled” vibrator!

Mr. Joke Off 2012, Chef Jeff taking his victory lap.
Mr. Joke Off 2012, Chef Jeff taking his victory lap.
The 3 Joke Off's:  Paul-E, Lou, and Chef Jeff
The 3 Joke Off's: Paul-E, Lou, and Chef Jeff

Of special note in the above picture:

Paul-E:  the best dressed joke-off in town posing as Jonathon Hart (from 80’s TV Aaron Spelling sit-com Hart to Hart) with his “self made millionaire” glasses and batman shirt.
Lou (mid joke):  dinosaur t-shirt with name tag around his neck reading “dinosaur”.
Chef Jeff:  in fabulous dime store gay regalia.

Her Name is Antoinette…

Sigh. It’s the little things in life that keep you going. Like a big, hunkin’ Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. Or the ability to shop for Dr Scholl’s Foot Powder at 3am at the 24/7 CVS. Or a big-ass billboard judging everyone that passes. I love you and miss you, dear Antoinette…


Antoinette at night.

Antoinette up close.
Her name is Antoinette...

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This is a test!!!

I can still hear myself…