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Category Archives: silly
Perfect Card to Have in South Philly
Blame it on the Nyquil
Thanks to weeks of a Mid Atlantic Amazon jungle humidity level, where we still have to run our AC’s in almost October…I have gotten bronchitis. God I fucking hate bronchitis. Makes my head feel like weighs 1,000 pounds like this guy.
I bet my voice sounds like his right now too. I guess this is the new look for living next to the highway to the Danger Zone.
Have Some Clutter? Do You Find Other People’s Crap Interesting?
This is a wonderful site brought to us by Liz.
It’s a photo blog of someone’s “junk” (which my grandmother would have called “merchandise”).
Have a laugh, and THANKS LIZ!
Separated at birth..
I’ve thought about this one for a long time. I was just waiting for the right pictures!
Caption Contest?! ANYONE!?
WAAAAH! Bawl baby Rick Santorum cant clear the horrible definition of his name on Google! Now he’s bawling like a baby because Google only wants to honor free speech and he isn’t a fan of what people say about him! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Anyone want to take this and put a speech balloon on it or stick something on the end of his finger, help yourself! This image looks like perfect fodder for comments!
You can read about him crying like a little bitch here.
Excercise for people over 40
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (..I’m at this level.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
Backin Up!
Another Gregory Brother’s Classic!
Here’s the source material:
Here’s what they did to it!
Seriously Need a Karl Fix?!
This is Ricky, Karl, and Stephen talking about freaks, the last season of the show, and what makes Karl laugh (and it isn’t “testicles”).
This is long, but sooo worth the ride. You will get done and click on another one. Toooo funny. Love these guys! (Crank up the volume, it’s quiet until Ricky’s laugh (of course)).
and CANT WAIT FOR THIS!
“Suzanne, what’s goin’ on?”
