Florida Lawmakers Poised To Make Third Attempt To Ban Bestiality
Yes, a State Goverment is locked over deciding if goat fucking is legal or not, and they are gridlocked.
Category Archives: Chronicles of the Absurd
Actress Elizabeth Taylor Dies
Who’s afraid of Virginia Wolf now?
Gilbert is too funny for AFLAC!
Boy, some people have no sense of humor. Oh, well, maybe it is too soon.
But Gilbert Gottfried has been fired as the voice of the AFLAC duck. Gilbert went on a Twitter spree of insensitive Japan jokes (archived here). Here’s an example.
Does everyone come to Philadelphia to lose work???
A Force Feeding of George Michael! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
To hell with flash mobs, this guy is running around forcing everyone to listen to his playing of the stupid George Michael sax solo from the god awful tune, “careless whisper”.
Thanks to huffington post for this one.
Reflections of an Enema Man
Alan Simpson, former Senator-WY, seems to know a few things about whats wrong with today’s youth, thank you notes, enemas and poop.
Thanks Mr. Simpson for clearing that up for me. Its now time for your enema…oh and is Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog’s new album out on I-Tunes yet? I have to get one for my nephew…
TV’s Frank tweets a tweet
.. that’s too funny!
Ghetto Justice 2010
Where in the projects is the monolith that these folks touched before they picked up those sticks?
And who is that hot mess in the purple pants? Wow.
FOOTBAWZ
WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME FOOTBAWWWWL?
(this one is for my Mid-West crew. Go Packers! I hate the Squealers.)
Lawrence Welk
Chronicles of the Absurd
Who is the better actor? Nicolas Cage or his hair? You be the judge: