Nothing like some whack job in the stupidest state of the nation, Texas!
Really brining unity to our country, when he talks civil war if Obama gets reelected. What an ass!
Category Archives: Grinds My Gears
For Bob and The Enligtened.
Seems the only way to make any real money these days is to round up the wagon, get out the money making book, and start preaching the delusion. Perhaps I can work my way up to the private jet and homestead compound… TAX THESE CHARLATAN ASSHOLES!!!
Dick Queasy’s!!!
I think this ad should be re purposed to suit the many South Philly eateries we have around here (aka any greasy shit that can be prepared on an unclean surface and wrapped in wax paper).
Put your phone down…
Fog and Smog video. Check out their other hits –
‘Mixologist’ and ‘Whole Foods Parking Lot’
I Was Getting Changed
Poor Fred Willard got caught in a porn theater in Hollywood, CA last night pulling a “Pee-Wee Herman”. Kinda sucks that this great actor, who is 72 fucking years old by the way, is being prosecuted for doing what most people do in an adult movie theater. The man should be being honored for still whacking off at 72!!! Fucking PBS even dropped him from a show he was working on before the man has even been convicted.
I love Fred Willard, and I could give two shits less he was choking the chicken. The man at his age can probably barely use the internet or send an email, let alone navigate the wild world of internet porn. How many 72 year olds do you know surfing internet porn? Its his generation that is keeping those theaters in business.
All the shocked haters and PBS folks need to listen to the words of that wise poet and sage, the J-ROC and leave Fred alone.
God is my co-pilot
Just like to point out that this person has a bumper sticker about GENITAL WARTS…Who in their right mind is like “You know where would be a really great forum for discussion about genital warts? The back of my fucking car”
Fuck It. Just Yodel.
So, here is an old Japanese guy who yodels. He doesn’t care that half of his nation washed out to sea and the other half currently has a soft green radioactive glow. He yodels. With chickens.
Next time I find myself being not able to cope with life’s bullshit, I’m gonna just go out and get me some chickens and start yodeling. Hell, it can’t be any worse…
NO MORE SANTORUM POSTS!
OK! I’m officially calling “too much santorum angst on this blog!” It’s no secret we all cant stand the man or his viewpoints and by putting it all here CONSTANTLY is probably helping him more than hurting him. And I’m tired of hearing about how much of an ass he is. This is old news. And to close out this Santorum obsession that “certain writers on this blog have” I thought I’d leave us with this:
Good thing she wore the stupid feather ear rings… Makes her look in touch with some indian culture that would probably disown her after they heard this song. SICKENING BRAIN WASHED FREAKS!
Now, PLEASE let this be enough santorum posting on here until he becomes president, then we can blow the whole damn blog up to santorum posts and change its name to something more limiting like “we hate santorum.com”. (and when that happens i will be deleting myself as a user-because that topic is obvious and bores the shit out of me!)
Thurs Night Trash Talk
Crapitals* are playing a HUGE game tonight against the Flyers.
Remember Craps, the fans are fair game tonight too…Look another Philly “Albino Goomba” has a case of incoherent uneducated verbal diarrhea. Must have eaten another one of those ecol-i laden Cheese steaks…
Chick even steals a big piece of the broken glass! WTF? She gonna cut somebody with that? See you on the sidewalk bitch.
Oh look, here is another grade A goomba trying to take on Domi! DOMI! Guess this guy did not watch or heed Bubble’s warning about Domi…
But wait…it was Domi’s fault! Flyers fans are entitled to act like assholes! They should be able to hurl insults at the other professional players…Or that was the excuse one Philly Flyers fan had to use in front of the judge for his son’s assault charge on another hockey player and even posted this comment: “My son thought it would be okay to attack C. Pronger at a recent Wild game, all because? of Domi’s actions! Thanks Tie, because of you, I had to explain to the judge how it was all your fault for corrupting Andrew! Jerk!”
But never fear Flyers fans…while you are at the game tonight whether you win or lose, these folks will be taking care of your homes and property…
*my team will prob lose, so let me at least have one trash talk post.
OMG It’s an asteroid! (j/k)
