All this royal wedding bullshit today just reminds me of Baltimore Royalty…
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Dream Job?!? In VOORHEES?! ARE YOU MAD?!
Apparently all the hot cute guys are getting jobs in Vorhees, NJ. Is this the new east coast San Francisco, or Brighton?
OK.. This is Strange..
Park a Ferris Wheel in center city Philadelphia on Broad street? What? This has awakened my curiosity.
or
I’m thinking a ferris wheel here, would provide a lovely view of the interior of someone’s bedroom through a tall building’s window. Not much panorama sandwiched between buildings on Broad street.
Somehow, I dont think it will look anything like this picture…
BIZARRE!
Even Stupid People Who Can’t Spell Know This Man is a Homo
If you click for the enlarged version you can see it’s a “Sportsmen for Santorum” sign. HAHAHAHA! Big brave pansy!
SPAM ON THE BEACH: A Love Story
O summer air so thick and juicy
rattling around my lungs like some kind of wet bat,
My heart sings with every moist breath.
I wuv you Florida.
An Ode by Will Harrell
I’m in Sarasota in a motel.
Roaches, No shower and a kick ass pool area.
Bar connected to the hotel. Bartender is Dave. Everyone seems happy.
Tan coming in.
Will
Why America Sucks # 1,348,972,587,298,379
McDonald’s. Fast food. Fast Jobs. 50,000 served in one day.
Low wage dead end jobs, serving up low cost death causing food. An American win win.
“You Are The Wind Comin From My Hole”
A solar wind stream from a Coronal Hole on the I-Sun is set to hit Earth on April 20th.
Its a good reminder to back up your files, else feel the wrath of the deadly sun fart. Here is a cool site to watch from NASA with movies of the I-Sun in action while you are waiting for those files to download, transfer, burn, etc.
Lighten The Mood A Little…
“OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THIS! A MUD PUDDLE! YAY! I LOVE MUD PUDDLES! CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT! YAY YAY YAY! I’M SO FREAKIN HAPPY! I LOVE IT! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!”
(and then, Brent shoots at it! haha!)
See, this is the kind of off the hook fun that goes on in the wild while you pay your taxes, brush your teeth, and survive your average American day. Animals got it goin on man!
Feel free to personally overdub Led Zepp’s “The Immigrant Song” really loud over top of this video. I thought it went well.
Honesty and Openness DO take place in politics (only when the Mic is off)
I have always been sort of Love/Hate with Obama. Today I saw an article that made me fall in love with him all over again. Apparently they (asshole media) left the MIC on after one of his speeches and Obama was so frustrated he was doing a little off the cuff riffing on the current budget situation. Apparently he was really annoyed with asshole Republican Paul Ryan claiming that he is the new “American Accountant”. Obama’s response was COMPLETELY ON POINT (and new and improved… now with the up till now MISSING Democratic Balls..)
“When Paul Ryan says his priority is to make sure, he’s just being America’s accountant … This is the same guy that voted for two wars that were unpaid for, voted for the Bush tax cuts that were unpaid for, voted for the prescription drug bill that cost as much as my health care bill–but wasn’t paid for,” Obama reportedly said.
This made me fall in love with Obama all over again because Paul Ryan is a total dick head.
To read the whole article that pissed me off and made me fall in love with Obama again, click here.
Thank God! Obama woke up today, reached down his underwear and found his balls. Let’s hope Harry Reid does the same!
Who Hurt You Lionel?
Don’t know if you’ve ever seen this before, but I think its awesome. I may take up where this person left off. Maybe post it in bagel/coffee shops…community bulletin boards…hipster hangouts, etc.
