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You took the words right outta my mouth
Even though we lost its nice to know these dick-lock mother fuckers are sitting out the championship too
South Park’s Insheeption and Reality Show Stupid “Manufactured Drama” Music
If you haven’t watched the new episode of South Park yet, you must!
I thought it was funny because all summer long, while in Rehoboth, every time John, Will or Mark would watch a reality show I always bitched that the “manufactured drama” music in the shows drive me nuts. The episode itself is a mash up of the reality show “Hoarders” (which I shamefully like) and the movie “Inception” which I haven’t seen yet. There’s this one character that jumps into each scene and does reality show back up music while the plot is hurriedly being explained. HE IS SO ON THE MONEY! I thought the episode was HILARIOUS, especially when a young Mr. Mackey is getting fucked by Woodsy The Owl and screams, “No woodsy, okay, don’t touch my pee pee, I’ll give a hoot, okay!”.
Click on this to hear the South Park version of stupid reality show drama music
You can watch the episode on South Park’s site by clicking here.
REVEEEEN!!
This is more or less of a follow-up to Will’s Reveen poster from Canada. For those who don’t know, there are many references in Trailer Park Boys about Ricky being called Reveen (which the character Ricky HATES. I think parallels the harassment that is given to Julian about looking like Patrick Swayze).
Apparently Reveen is a Canadian Hypnotist/Magician.
http://www.reveen.com/index.html
The black hole of all information that ignorant people believe for no reason called “wikipedia” has a nice entry for him:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Reveen
This Google image search provides some really funny results:
Click here for it!
Glady’s New Favorite Music Video!
Chronicles of the Absurd-NO.You are NOT like me.
And I don’t want YOUR ads playing in MY state. I have enough to deal with considering the biggest asshole we had for governor wants to try his hand at raising my fees and the toll amounts on the roads I travel by running for office again.
I am SO sick of all of these political ads polluting my morning news. I am SO sick of these out of touch, over pandering liars and their bullshit. You assholes want to impress me and get my vote? Then try living without a bank account for a month and get back with me.
Why is it that we can have over 1000+ different soda, cars, jeans, etc. to choose from, yet we are only subjected to two crappy political parties or their side fringe nut jobs? Welcome to the United States of Absurdity.
This is like Gladys & Ricky all summer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF9fcIqX9XQ&feature=player_embedded
retarded whore convention huge success!
SUPERTARD SEAL OF APPROVAL
MY NIGHTMARES REVEALED!!!
Oh no! It’s the sign of the Armageddon in my nightmares…
My mother seems to be dressing my dad up like the stupid Geico lizard….
It’s over folks… Sanity… Life … everything!
Chronicles of the Absurd asks “Then Why Am I In The Picture?”
Well the voter’s of the great state of Delaware spoke last night and there to answer the call was their champion Christine O’Donnell. Typically, I could give a shit less what happens in Delaware unless it involves tax free shopping or some time spent with dear friends at the beach, but in this case, I can’t let it slide.
The old “Nuts on the Forehead” or “Tea Bagging” party scored a victory over their Republican counterparts by electing Chrissy to run for the Republican ticket for Joe Biden’s (of all people) seat in the Senate. I watched this morning on some news station thanking Sarah Palin for her victory. Really? Wow. If the Chronicles of the Absurd was having a beauty pageant, she would definitely be first runner up. The reason why for first runner up? She scored low points with the closeted gay judges during the final Q & A round on the masturbation question.
Even Sarah Palin is not stupid enough to answer or even bring up that question, I mean the bitch can see Russia from her house! I just feel sorry for the people of Delaware when their S.A.L.T. leader goes to the Senate and enacts laws that forbid them from touching themselves when with themselves. And as for an answer to Chrissy’s question at the end of the video, “If it was not for putting a masturbation piece in front of masses, hiding the Talibanistic Christian Right Wing Bullshit, honey you would not have been elected…that is why you are in the picture bitch!”