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New theme song… Hell, NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM!

Yay! More music I’m ape shit about that nobody cares about (except for a few). Mike Keneally just finished his co written album with Andy Partridge (from XTC). They just put a video out for one of the songs. Once again, I love music that conveys misery and loss but still seems upbeat (explains my love for Fleetwood Mac too)! No better status report for me could be put to music! I think this could be a testament for everyone struggling through the joke/lie known as “The American Dream”. Listen to the lyrics. They’re awesome!

NOTE: Wont be at the superbowl half time show, Wont be doing a stadium concert, Wont be on American Idol/Glee/Dancing with the Stars, Wont be on the radio. You got it here! So suffer! HAHAHAHA!

Great Website Alert!!!

I’ve been killing myself with the Carpenters, Hugo Montenegro, Ennio Morricone, Herb & the TJB, and Burt Bacharach lately. (I think its the warmer weather that makes me go this way, as well and my age). I found these sites kick ass and feed the need (just click the logo’s to open in a new window).

Lounge Legends

Also have been really overplaying a lot Burt Bacharach (once again the warm weather could be the influence here). I’ve been spending too much time on his homepage humorously called “A House is Not A Homepage”. It’s worth a look just to see the cheesy picture of him doing his best Isaac from the Love Boat pose.

Burt Bacharach - A House Is Not A Homepage

And of course, this trip down easy listening grandma music wouldn’t be complete without a trip to the legendary A&M Corner website.

A&M Corner

Fourth Release (Second EP) from Hozpitality!!!

This is a short EP put out as a fourth release showing off the latest advances in the Hozpitality musicality! Lovingly slapped together for your pleasure in Absence of A Supermoon!!

Hozpitality-Absence of A Supermoon

A cobbling together of familial references, bleep bloop noises, and atmospheres to tweak your “something”.

Track list:

  1. Requiem for Dick Clark (0:59)
    An ending song for good old, scandalous, payola, bribe takin, corrupt rich guy “Strokey Face”.
  2. You Can Put Soaps In There(1:48)
    She’s fillin’ it with soaps in ‘nere.  Get me one he’ll pay ya!
  3. Distorted Doodle(1:02)
    Denise and CeMeGo pouring it on the busy boxes.  Really breaks up the kitchen.
  4. Left Turn At Venus(3:18)
    Sometimes, to get to the Expressway to Uranus, you need to make a Left Turn at Venus (because there’s no exits).
  5. Cute Accident(2:35)
    Just be careful you don’t drive over the curb.  It’s so cute, I love it!
  6. Absence of A Supermoon(2:32)
    For your viewing pleasure when it’s too damn cloudy to see the moon.

Tools used (with links):

Click here to download a .zip file of the album in .mp3 format including cover art. (12 megs)**

** We don’t make money off of this crap.  We do it for fun!  The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog.  Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your Supermoon)!

Dick is Dead (His Face is Frozen)

Another Hozpitality hit!

Requiem for Dick Clark. BEHOLD!

Why Not Try Every Possibility?

Listen what happened to New Order (what i like to call “Norder”)….

I Got A New “Busy Box”!

It’s the red version of the Korg Kaossilator. What is different, other than the color, is it’s primary function. The Kaossilator is a Dynamic Phrase Synthesizer (or sound MAKER). The Kaoss Pad (also known as the MiniKP) is a Dynamic Effect Processor (or sound mutilator). So basically, I can make sounds now and then torture them with effects! This provides hours of entertainment and makes what would normally be a repetitive loop a little more exciting with trippy spaced out effects.

Here’s a 5 minute sample song I created. I went through countless different effects tricks on this track so you may have to listen to all of it to hear some of the possibilities. This is only a small fraction of what the combination of these devices can do for someone completely devoid of music performance talent such as myself.

Check it out!

Hozpitality-Hot Fruit. The First Album (2010)

Once again, the first Hozpitality album is available but now with resized artwork and fully implemented mp3 tags (for you iTunes (barf) and iPod (fool) users).  This had been completely posted and written up on an early blog that I have since stop using.  Instead of sending pointless sheep-like traffic to that site, I’ll just offer a better, new improved write up here:

It’s here! The first album from the long awaited release that started it all, sometime before anyone gave a shit (and they still may not), by the progressive avant garde musical collective known as Hozpitality!

Hozpitality is a collective of “non-musical” or “wanna-be talented” people playing music, tweaking knobs, and making sound with any tools at hand. It’s a very spontaneous effort. We have been making recordings like this for some time. The original “album” of material was finished the previous year (2009) with the creation of the “Paper Plate Blues” album which guested some wonderful vocal talents by Liz Keglovits. Sadly, the masters of this album were lost with a hard drive failure.

THIS TIME, Hozpitality met in creative reverence to lay down some bitchin’ tracks, and actually back them up this time. The credits on this album titled “Hot Fruit” consists of:

CeMeGo: Production, noise, auto-tuning, voices, and junk
Denise: Loops suggestion, voices, chanteuse, words, lyrics
Bitchin Bob: Production, guidance, voices, general dream cheekiness
Theatreshmuck: Trumpets, voices, lyrics, tolerant of the creative process
Count Samula: General silliness and suggestions

Track List:

  1. Buffalo Bites (0:08)
    This album was conceived as a sort of half hearted attempt at a song cycle.  Our interpretation of this was to include some sort of running theme or snippet throughout the album to give it some sort of consistent sneakiness.  In this sense, a lot of our lyrics were read from the same local Chinese delivery menu.  Denise provides the haunting introduction to the album.
  2. Good Flavor (1:34)
    Apologies to Bob for my obsession with timpani.  One of the subtitles for this album would be “how to use AutoTune without reading the manual”.  A lot of the material on this album was nothing more than random doodling of AutoTuned sounds with a music bed.  Give it up for the “red bean paste”.
  3. Whole thing As It Is Pick and Shit (0:55)
    Tape doesn’t “fall on the floor” in album production anymore, you are simply left with one big digital audio file that has all the mis-takes and stuff you couldn’t use.  Here is 55 seconds of it, in case you wondered what that sounds like.  (The title is the actual raw file title.  I left it alone as I thought it summed up the track perfectly).
  4. Take Out (3:03)
    This track was mostly Denise and CeMeGo with some Theatreshmuck. Once again, auto-tune experiments with the Good Flavor delivery menu. Theatreshmuck read off some poem of some sort, but it’s hard to make out as our lack of skills with AutoTune just destroys his track (sorry). I personally have an affection with stupid openings and endings to tracks. The end of this one is OVER THE TOP with Denise evilly whispering “Buffalo Bites” and the jews harp and banjo backing to “Sweet Potatoes”, adding in (of course) the urban ethic rappings at the end. Too much of not enough!
  5. Sesame Seed (1:06)
    Beans!  Sing along.  It’s easy.  The end just sounds like the tape ran out.  Ha!
  6. Street Vendor (4:12)
    THE HIT SINGLE WITH A BULLET! I think it was agreed by everyone involved in this Hozpitality outing, that Street Vendor is THE TRACK.  Bitchin Bob said, “The only problem with this track is that you are slave to that powerful opening rhythm.”  Because I am not one to give up, and also because my creativity runs like a train wreck, we made this song into 3 movements.  Denise thought it to be the soundtrack for a big city urban street vendor’s daily routine.  The beginning of the song sounded like his 9 to 5 drudgery, and the ending movements sounds like a respite from a hard day’s work.  The fun part about this track is that a lot of the traffic noise is recorded right outside my stupid South Philly apartment window.  Apparently the cam records audio as well, and I had the cam’s audio channel open by accident and captured some horn blowing, screaming, and drunken arguing from the people across the street.  Worked perfectly!  The trumpet is Theatreshmuck playing from the kitchen because our microphone sucked and distorted.  I played around with some double tracking on the trumpet to give it that Jon Hassell third world feel.  A “high water mark” for the album.
  7. Prime Rib (1:21)
    One of the tracks of the original Hozpitality album that wasn’t lost to the hard drive failure.  (We will forever miss Goth Roller Rink, *sigh*).  Just makes you think how the first album may have sounded doesn’t it.  (Or not).
  8. P in da M (2:09)
    “Now THAT’S a picnic!!!”   Thank you Ally for letting us turn your commercial outing into an expose of sexy funky groovy R&B.  Now go visit the Ceresville Mansion website so we don’t feel so bad about spewing our Dirty Mayonnaise all over this commercial.
  9. Shoedini Project 1 (1:39)
    This was created after showing this video to a bunch of silly people in the apartment.  We immediately took the audio of the video and chopped it into little pieces and laid a funky beat over top.  I think even Gilbert Gottfried would be pleased.
  10. Coda (0:30)
    Did you fall asleep during the album?  Get knocked out?  Don’t have enough time?  Here’s a 30 second recap of the whole album (with Bitchin Bob doing monk voices in the background).

Tools used:

Antares AutoTune VST
Sony Acid Loops
Adobe Audition (blah!)
A crappy microphone I have since thrown in the garbage

Click here to download a .zip file of the album in .mp3 format including cover art. (17 megs)**

** We don’t make money off of this crap. We do it for fun! The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog. Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your sexy Hot Fruit)!

NEW (third) ALBUM from HOZPITALITY (2012)

The third album from electronic masturbatory manipulators Hozpitality, brings 9 selections of mind blowing electronic music for your amusement. Personnel includes: Denise, Cemego, Bitchin Bob, Kevin, Theatreshmuck, and Count Samula.

Hozpitality-Expressway To Your Anus

Track list:

  1. Buy Now Viagra Cialis (2:30)
    Spam never sounded so sexy.
  2. Where’s My Medicine? (6:27)
    Bob asks the age old question.  For when the pain, the itching, and the inflammation starts.
  3. Cemego One (8:14)
    New instruments, new experiment.  This was an initial stab at dynamic phrase synthesis.
  4. Hey Yahhh (4:16)
    Works really good with a video collage from the TV show Intervention.  (See Denise for site reference).
  5. Expressway To Uranus (6:08)
    All aboard for the title track!!  Tickets please!  (Watch your step!)
  6. Requiem For A Post Holiday Wednesday (for Gamera) (9:17)
    How to sound close to Stevie Nicks’ Stand Back, without trying.
  7. Kevin and Mary (3:29)
    Allow this tune to vaporize into your grey matter while Mary inevitably plays Nintendo.
  8. Deep Fissures (2:22)
    Chugging up like a train, to a bouncy sound about a crevasse.  When they ask, say “no way!”
  9. Burp A Burp of Liquid Dynomite (1:13)
    Burpy and explosive conclusion to your travel down the Expressway to Uranus.

Tools used (with links):

Click here to download a .zip file of the album in .mp3 format including cover art. (40 megs)**

** We don’t make money off of this crap.  We do it for fun!  The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog.  Hozpitality thanks YOU (and Uranus)!