To celebrate this nation’s terrorist way of freeing itself from the chains of a larger oppressor, the I-Sun is having a fit.
Solar and Heliospheric Observatory (SOHO) has recorded no fewer than five CMEs blasting out of the sun’s atmosphere. No wonder its been so damn hot out lately. Good thing for us that those blasts where not aimed our way. Thank you Jesus.
Sunspot 1084, although a stable sunspot, has a very fabulous swirl of hot gas and magnetic energy spinning around it like hot Wookie mess in drag caught up on a turntable.
Thanks to the folks over at NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory for this fantastic UV image showing that something this flaming has to have a rainbow.
Summertime brings longer days and in some places the sun doesn’t set. This means that aurora storms above the arctic circle are not visible in the night sky. From the looks of this picture taken at 1 AM, I’d say its a pretty fair trade.
A Friend is having a rough time today and most likely for a while to come. He feels like life is too hard live through.
I can’t help him like I want to. what do I do? Thoughts and prays to Buddha people.
Seems that Larry King is leaving his prime time CNN show in the fall. He will be around to host his own show here and there…like a PRO-FESSIONAL. Look it up in the book.
No, thats not the morning after shot of your drunken hook up date from the Double L last night in Rehoho Beach. It’s I-Sun’s newest sunspot-Sunspot 1084.
Sunspot 1084 is roughly the size of I-Earth. It is located on the I-Sun’s southeastern limb. So far 1084 has been quiet, however that could change if the spot’s magnetic field becomes unstable.
Sorry folks this was a week late in posting. I had to listen to the whole thing the whole way through and clean it up!
Here it is in all it’s glory:
Sound quality is ‘eh… so so’ but … the point is there (whatever that may be).
In summary, listen to a recording of a bunch of people having a good time bullshitting.
Podcast participants this time are: Bitchin Bob, Chad, Mysterious Denise, South Philly Sammy, Will, Mark ‘the meat whisperer’, Birthday Brenty, Johnny D, and Glorious Greg.
Guess whose been taking a little nip of the stupid on the side…Steve Jobs. At first I thought with all the recent solar activity that the I-Sun was sabotaging the fruit fuhrer’s new 4-G i-phone. But no. I was wrong. Turns out, it was the USER all along.
I suppose there is no need for Steve Jobs to say its due to poor design quality, rush to production, etc. That would mean that his products are really no different in their functionality, reliability, and longevity then their competitors. Hmmm…maybe Steve Jobs thinks all of us are the ones taking the stupid…think again fruit fuhrer.
I think the more important issue surrounding the new 4-G i-phone is Will It Blend?
Seems the robot heart is shorting out. Perhaps its from the high density of the solar wind right now or more likely a drop in his massive BP/Hallibuton stock. Either way, you know the republican Jesus has a special place for Dick in his heart.
I wonder if Glenn Beck will weep and start a prayer chain and blame Dick’s cold black robot heart short out as a murder conspiracy by liberal Nazi covert 9 volt battery shock assassins. *sigh*
