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Space Weather Alert
Space weather is coming to you today from our friends in Minneapolis.
The I-Sun seems to have an erection in the shape of a large magnetic filament that is throbbing on its surface.
Researchers at SDO say that filaments can become unstable and either explode or crash back down onto the I-Sun’s surface. The way the heat has been rocking the hometown, I think we need Mrs I-Sun to come in and give our guy a hand release.
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Having a super bitchin time in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Liz and Chris Kublahblah are super awesome hostesesesssess. The weather kicks ass!
Because of our remote location we now have invited Chris and Liz to the blog as our Ctrl Z Studio Midwest Annex office.
Please welcome them to the litany of stupidity!
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Space Weather Alert
Sunspot 1087 is turning towards I-Earth and this sunspot is ready to party.
As you can see from the little I-Earth in the corner of the photo, Sunspot 1087 is massive and is large enough to swallow 10 I-Earths and still have some room for perhaps a Venus, Mars, Mercury, and 1/2 of Jupiter.
This sunspot has a “beta delta” magnetic field that contains enough energy for “M” class solar flares. “M” class flares have the power to “heat and puff up Earth’s upper atmosphere, causing satellites to experience extra drag as they orbit our planet; they can also cause waves of ionization to ripple around the planet, disrupting radio communications.” NOAA forecasters are predicting we have a 10% chance of getting some M class flare blowback from 1087 within the next 24 hours.
I’ve seen this in my nightmares…..
Just one of Twenty Great Warning Signs.
Space Weather Alert
A possibly very large sunspot on the I-Sun’ surface is slowly turning to face I-Earth and as for me, well listen to this:
This same sunspot set off some very large CME’s recently, and just blew its top again this morning. If this sunspot continues to erupt when facing the I-Earth, it means auroras, and geo-magnetic storms probably hitting sometime next week, so make sure you back up your files.