WOOOOO! HOOO!
IT’S A HARR-EE-CANE!
STEP ON IT CLETUS!
F YOU WEATHERMAN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Click this link to watch (because yahoo’s stupid embed codes aren’t working…. dorks)!
“That’s never a good idea folks…”
No shit, dumb ass! They’re makin fun of you, ya Dink!
http://youtu.be/kok-ZBeVMM8
So is the ‘Cloud’ where your ‘iSoul’ has to go after your Apple dies?
Instead of 90 minutes of being lied to. “Railing Ron” was giving away free hot dogs!
Hey Buddy, dont be an ASSHOLE and use the fucking trash can!
“No… fucking thank YOU Frank, you fucking bitch ass bitch cock sucking mother fucking prick!” HA! (whoever the fuck Frank is…)
Somebody is represented here as a Big FLAMING GAY PINK MOTHRA BUTTERFLY…. ha ha ha!
WHAT A SHOW. The three joke off’s were ripping tonite! The host, Lou, had some of the most frighteningly vaudeville Benny Hill jokes, Paul-E’s jokes were scathing and cold, and Chef Jeff’s jokes were just plain offensive. This being a typical south philly dive bar (Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar) that has survived off of this grotesque sort of dark humor for nearly a century, buzzed with energy and laughter. Possibly the best entertainment I’ve ever witnessed in this bar.
The final score was:
Jeff: 9
Lou: 7
Paul-E: 5
Congratulations to Chef Jeff for going for the funny bone with a “soiled” vibrator!
Of special note in the above picture:
Paul-E: the best dressed joke-off in town posing as Jonathon Hart (from 80’s TV Aaron Spelling sit-com Hart to Hart) with his “self made millionaire” glasses and batman shirt.
Lou (mid joke): dinosaur t-shirt with name tag around his neck reading “dinosaur”.
Chef Jeff: in fabulous dime store gay regalia.
This is a silly little diversion. Doesn’t sink in right away, but after a few seconds, it becomes hilarious!