Or should it be Kwanzaa? Is this Kuumba or Ujamaa? More like Shirley Q.
You know times are bad when ladies don’t care if their furs smell like they need to be dry cleaned with very special chemical.
Time to call up the REAL Harry Potter!!
Yep! North and South Korea are at it again!
I think we need the REAL Harry Potter! He’ll fix this AGAIN! And we wont need some little glasses eye’d twink with a stupid magic stick!
Maybe they’ll bring back MASH then we could stop watching stupid shit like Dancing With The Palins.
OKAY! ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID AIRPORT SECURITY “NEWS” BULLSHIT!
I’m sorry, my language is heavy handed and there is no media associated with this posting, but
I HAVE HAD IT WITH TSA SECURITY PROCEDURES AND AIR TRAVEL DOMINATING OUR NEWS RIGHT NOW!
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO GIVE UP YOUR RIGHTS AND BE FRISKED, DO NOT FLY! IT’S THAT SIMPLE!
There! I saved you all the time of reading all of these rehashed stories about airport security that are blinding us to real news items.
This shit is starting to sound like a broken record every night! How can this be a top story EVERY F R E A K I N’ DAY AND NIGHT!?!?!
I’VE HAD ENOUGH !!
Here’s to the Cook
Since I will be rolling up the sleeves and getting wrist deep into the carcass of a large bird, I want to give a shout out to one of the most annoying TV chef’s (and future Mrs. State of New York) Sandra Lee.
COCKTAIL TIME! Enjoy!
Everybody have a safe, wonderful, stimulating, and delicious holiday.
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
I agree with this guy, Palin IS a crappy dancer, and I have the shits of politics too!!
This article cracked me up! It seems that I agree with this whack job in Wisconsin! I am “fed up with politics” and I don’t think “Bristol Palin is a very good dancer” as well! I guess the only difference is, I’m not shooting my television.
http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/20101117_ap_authoritieswismanshootstvoverpalindance.html
Maybe I should buy a gun and a television. That would probably help. Maybe I should get money first….heh
“The Beatles” appear from nowhere to dominate charts
BOBPU – Cupertino, CA – Apple’s acquisition yesterday of rights to sell songs by an obscure British band called “The Beatles” amazingly resulted in all 17 albums by the band topping the iTunes charts.
An estimated 30 million dollars was spent on music by the band overnight. Prior to the songs being made available on iTunes, the music all but unobtainable by ravenous fans of the band.
Shane Condrad, 16, a high school student in Los Angeles,bought every remastered release “just because my friends did it.” Condrad said the music was “kinda like, you know, old sounding, you know, but like good, I guess.”
Prior Tuesday’s announcement, users of Apple products had to actually “rip” their CDs to put music by The Beatles on to their iPods and other Apple devices. “This is so much easier, it was well worth the 240 dollars I spent,” said Condrand.
Apple Computing (ot to be confused with Apple Records or Honey Crisp Apples., or any goddamn apples of any other kind) said it was was proud to be part of the band’s success. Spokeswoman Shimely Uspatz said “We’re so happy to see an unknown band make it to the top of the charts so quickly.” Uspatz drove off in her diamond-studded Hummer limousine before BOBPU could ask further questions about the future signing of one Yoko Ono, a Japanese performance artist.
– Bob Kafka, BOB Press Ubinational
YOKO REFUSES TO DIE!!
Sometimes when I hear Yoko Ono, I think I might actually like today’s music like Lady Gaga and such. But considering that today’s music is such a VISUAL experience, I still find Yoko Ono more entertaining. Maybe it’s just the thought that someone is crazy enough to do something this annoying and stupid. Maybe this is my career future. Although, I don’t think I could do it as long as she does in public and not crack myself up. I guess the insane way in which she takes herself so seriously is the artform? Did that make sense? Does this?!?
Just see if you can handle the length of the whole video. I sat here and laughed my ass off the entire duration of the bit. She sort of starts to “get down” at :33 seconds in but it’s still a tough call. In a world gone completely mad, Yoko Ono is starting to make sense. Be afraid people! Be very afraid! (By the way, it was a butt load of fun just tagging this posting!)
Gay Christmas Shopping Cheer!!!
All credit for this goes to the Mike Omeara Show for bringing my attention to this!
Most of you know I am a DIE HARD fan of local TV news bloopers! This is just gay FAAAABULOUSSSS!!!
(Dedicated to Brian Chaney – if he even reads this blog!)
This just made me laugh!
Music has finally exhausted itself
and come full circle… Some of us thought “My Sweet Lord” / “He’s So Fine” was proof. Here’s a CMA award winning band and their super hit, totally stolen, via sheet music no doubt, from one of our favorite Projects.