Sigh. It’s the little things in life that keep you going. Like a big, hunkin’ Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. Or the ability to shop for Dr Scholl’s Foot Powder at 3am at the 24/7 CVS. Or a big-ass billboard judging everyone that passes. I love you and miss you, dear Antoinette…
Tag Archives: Absurd
For Bob and The Enligtened.
Seems the only way to make any real money these days is to round up the wagon, get out the money making book, and start preaching the delusion. Perhaps I can work my way up to the private jet and homestead compound… TAX THESE CHARLATAN ASSHOLES!!!
ah, angry hot dog goes day-drinkin’…
I Was Getting Changed
Poor Fred Willard got caught in a porn theater in Hollywood, CA last night pulling a “Pee-Wee Herman”. Kinda sucks that this great actor, who is 72 fucking years old by the way, is being prosecuted for doing what most people do in an adult movie theater. The man should be being honored for still whacking off at 72!!! Fucking PBS even dropped him from a show he was working on before the man has even been convicted.
I love Fred Willard, and I could give two shits less he was choking the chicken. The man at his age can probably barely use the internet or send an email, let alone navigate the wild world of internet porn. How many 72 year olds do you know surfing internet porn? Its his generation that is keeping those theaters in business.
All the shocked haters and PBS folks need to listen to the words of that wise poet and sage, the J-ROC and leave Fred alone.
Philly Deuce
I think the comment from the guy who posted this video says it all: “A city that was once the cradle of liberty is now a festering shithole(literally) of misery and blight. It’s full of garbage. The people are hideous. Cabbies dropping deuces wherever the hell they please. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The only thing going for Philly is that it isn’t Camden, NJ.”
Ahhhhhhhhhh the French.
BWHAAAHAAAAHAAA
Funniest use of marketing I’ve seen in a long time….
Almost as good as this:
Zenu is SO exploding with unicorns and rainbows right now.