The Moon doesn’t give a shit Part 2 (II, deux)
Since I’m too damn stupid to know how to embed a video in a comment…. This is my response to The Moon Doesn’t Give a Shit!
A Tsunami of Japanese Jokes….
Spongebob Squarepants can’t drive, is yellow, and lives at the bottom of the sea. Just another friggin’ Jap.
Just what exactly makes Japanese people tick?
Geiger counters!
Japanese Headline: “Global penis length average grows as death toll rises”.
Haven’t we learnt from The Simpsons?
Never trust a bunch of funny looking yellow people with Nuclear power plants.
I just called my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was brag about his social life. Just kept going on and on about some huge rave.
Worried about my Japanese friend following the recent natural disaster, so I tried his cell and – miraculously – I got through. I must say, I was surprised to hear him going on about a massive increase in jobs being created in Japan …something about a new career explosion?
RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet
The Moon doesn’t give a shit.
If you are out somewhere on the evening of March 19th (this Sat) try to take a sneak peak at the moon. This moon is known as a super “perigee” moon. The last time the moon was so big and close to the Earth was March of 1993.
Listen to Randall over at NASA as he explains about the perigee full moon. I keep waiting for him to say “The Moon doesn’t give it shit. It just orbits there. It doesn’t care…” I also love how he says “apogee and perigee.” He also narrates some other goodies for NASA here.
Watch your trolling on Sat night Randall honey, cause you may need this to save your ass. Who knows? Just avoid it if you do want those wolves to tear it up.
Yay, Japan’s Cat Island Survived the Tsunami! YAAAY KITTYS!
Here’s the article:
Link-o-rama
Is Gaddafi Wearing a Bunny Suit Here?
OH Muammar!!
I swear at first quick glance (almost at an optical illusion pace) it almost looks like Gaddafi is wearing a brown bunny suit in this picture.
Maybe I’m crazy. Somehow I believe he is slightly more crazy. But I believe I would respect him more if he would just show up in a brown bunny suit!
…i can dream…
internet shine-ola
random internet shine-ola
SPAM ON THE ROAD: Monumental and YOU ARE THERE!
Gilbert is too funny for AFLAC!
Boy, some people have no sense of humor. Oh, well, maybe it is too soon.
But Gilbert Gottfried has been fired as the voice of the AFLAC duck. Gilbert went on a Twitter spree of insensitive Japan jokes (archived here). Here’s an example.
Does everyone come to Philadelphia to lose work???