It’s not a secret that I hate/hated Texas. I read this article and cracked up laughing. This is a jpg so dont hope to click on it and get the next rating of attire. I think the description on the right says more than I could ever say about Texas.
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For your consideration…
First, there was THIS GUY
Then, there was this…
NOW, for your viewing pleasure, I bring you “10 hours of Diarrhea”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bQx5wSpmg9g
I’ve been searching for the ‘Director’s Cut’ of this wonderful, inspiring Art House film for MONTHS now! Utilizing fresh, well-written dialogue and mesmerizing visuals, the 3 hours of additional/unseen footage boldly brings together many of the unresolved issues in plot-line and theme the initial theatrical release failed to address.
Enjoy!
Seventh Release from Hozpitality!!! It’s a DOUBLE STUDIO ALBUM!
Front Cover for Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony
Back Cover for Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony
Track List:
1. BPE (0:13)
2. Electric Spoon (1:42)
3. Guinea Fest 2013 (2:42)
4. B6FEA109D(elephant hair) (2:02)
5. New Weapon For Crowd Control (1:04)
6. Montage (2:33)
7. Lunar Trampoline (8:30)
8. Menthol Cigarette Voice (0:22)
9. Is It Art at 296 bpm (4:56)
10. DA NA NA (2:28)
11. Day Glo Sun Visor (5:14)
12. Benevolent Synergy (3:05)
13. Momentary Slapping of the CHOB Variety (3:19)
14. Insert Money Now (0:49)
15. Don’t Eat Cake (2:38)
16. Caffeinated (2:26)
17. Piano Bubbles (1:45)
18. Hippy Sammys Jungle Beat (1:27)
19. Working Mans Uterus (2:35)
20. Wired Crossing (3:27)
21. Jungle Sammys Hippy Beat (1:10)
22. Electric Fork (0:55)
23. Cultural Differences (3:19)
24. Wet Slappy Thing (3:31)
25. Momentary Slapping of the CHOB Variety Coda (1:13)
Tools used:
Guitar by Bitchin Bob
Korg Kaossilator
Korg Kaossilator Pro
Korg Mini-KP
Korg Micro Key 37
Sony Acid Loops (crash tastic (awwwww))
Ableton Live (someday we’ll figure it out)
Adobe Audition (to watch it fight over midi devices)
Chord Pulse (music writing on the cheap)
A Butt Load of VST Plug Ins
Coffee
Voices by:
Bitchin Bob
CeMeGo
MsNeeBo
Theatreshmuck
Hippy Sammy
Chef Jeff
North Tower
Paul-E
** We still don’t make money off of this crap. We do it for pleasure! The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog again. Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your Wet Slappy Thing)!
Comedy!
Sunday FEBRUARY 17th, 6pm
Lou Capp – Paul E – Chef Jeff
“THE THREE JOKE OFFS”
Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar
9th and Federal in South Philly
Who’s Your Gardener?!
Shape up…
Shape your body with Dr Steve Brule
This Show Keeps Me Sane! CHECK IT OUT! With Dr. Steve Brule
I shamefully admit, I love John C. Reilly..
Behold! The magic of Dr. Steve Brule. Watch the whole playlist for the whole episode.
Kitty Cup Song
Randomness from one of my cast members in Birmingham.
Just another day in Kennsington.
So… when was the last time YOU rode the city bus and had a naked middle aged man jump on the bus, put his boxers on his head and wave his junk at the bus driver? I don’t know what’s in the water up in Kennsington but it makes South Philly look positively civilized.
Bath salts anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4pGFzegMyQ
How to tell if a Catholic is speeding…
