I think the comparison is so close it’s almost nauseating. Needs more slobbering and nicotine stains on the teeth though. C’mon, I can’t photoshop EVERYTHING!!! Sheez
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Looking For A City Built of Ear Plugs.
Possibly the best and most OBVIOUS solution to the healthcare dilemma
REMOVE THE COMPETITION.
Do you really want to go to a doctor you can AFFORD or one that is the best?
Remove the competition and let the government run this! Enough is enough! Yeah that’s right, I guess I’m a pinko bastard communist! Eat it!
PLEASE CLICK HERE TO READ THE ARTICLE THAT MADE ME POST THIS BLOG.
WARNING! HARTZ PRODUCTS KILL PETS (and generally suck!)
So,
I found this website:
…AFTER I bought some flea meds for Gladys. It horrified me. I sent them an email today with better news. Here’s the text:
First of all thank you for your website. Had I known about this first and not been so desperate to save a buck, I would have never fallen into the big lie that Hartz cares about pets.
To begin, Gladys (my 8 yr old rather healthy kitty) was showing signs of a flea infestation. This usually includes scabby flakey dandruff and lots of scratching with some swelling. I figured I would go to my local grocery store up the street (the Acme (which needs a website all its’ own for abusing its’ customers)) to see if they had any spot-on flea solution. All they had was the “Hartz Ultra Guard Plus” solution. I paid nearly $12 for this.
Brought it home and applied it to Gladys as instructed. Was surprised at the amount of fluid that came in one dosage. I thought, “might as well have a bucket of chemicals”. The fluid ran dawn her back and sides way past the instructed dosage area at the base of her skull. I found this to be very messy and dangerous as any mouth contact to these chemicals had to be bad for the cat.
Within an hour she eventually got around to cleaning herself (she is very clean and thorough). Every time she got a taste of the Hartz, she made a horrible face, licked at the air, and sort of slobbered a bit. I kept watching her for the next day (24 hrs had passed since application of the Hartz chemical) and eventually gave up and threw her in the shower and washed her down with shampoo (she was still scratching, and upon further scanning of her fur, had live fleas).
All the Hartz Ultra Guard Plus did was make a mess, made her fur ugly and waxy, and caused her to make a slobbery, yucky face. It didn’t fix anything. A complete waste of time. I finally just broke down and purchased the overpriced but always effective Advantage II. Much smaller dosage (no mess) and seems to always fix everything (like it has for the past 7 years).
When it comes to Hartz, spare your kitty some suffering and just save up for the good stuff. Hartz is worthless and should be fined for producing a useless and dangerous product!
Once again, thank you for your website. I will be linking to it from my blog.
Chad (and NOW a quite happy and flea-free Gladys of course)
So now you all know how we feel about Hartz pet products.
Caption Contest?! ANYONE!?
WAAAAH! Bawl baby Rick Santorum cant clear the horrible definition of his name on Google! Now he’s bawling like a baby because Google only wants to honor free speech and he isn’t a fan of what people say about him! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Anyone want to take this and put a speech balloon on it or stick something on the end of his finger, help yourself! This image looks like perfect fodder for comments!
You can read about him crying like a little bitch here.
Rear Entry
Who Likes White People?
It’s for reasons such as this video that I personally take issue with white people. Of course she claims its because she is opening for a religious band called “White People Soul Band.” Nice ehy? What if the was a band called “Man on Man Love”?
Commenter Maat922 on you tube says it best: “LOLOL. Oh my god. I would NOT vote for this person to be Mayor of Shitville, population: her.”
How the hell does a lack of God aka Celestial Dictator/Disaster Terrorist/Fiscal Punisher Extraodinare have anything to do with governmental spending?
The very sad part about this is, people actually take this shit seriously and believe every backwards evolved thought out of her mouth. Scary times we are living in….scary times.
East Passyunk Avenue in a Travel mag? Think They Forgot One Important Part!
Somehow, E. Passyunk Ave got a glowing write up in some stupid travel magazine because they are rededicating the stupid “singing” fountain (“singing” because it has speakers playing sirius radio mounted around it). I believe the article left out one important part that I have personally experienced living in this neighborhood. I left a comment on the article to that affect. It reads as follows:
Just don’t let the older native Italian crack head and meat head bigots find out you are gay, black or Latino or they’ll beat the crap out of you on the street while the police look away. And beware the unemployed pharmaceutical junkies on xanax and percosets. They have no idea what they are doing and they may suddenly start screaming profanities at the sky or a telephone pole or anything that moves. There’s a TON of unemployed pill popping junkies in this neighborhood walking around like empty headed zombies.
Click here for the article link!
And here is a more appropriate picture.