I was curious this morning, while I was doing my job as a Technical Writer (and Analyst, and Tester, and Instructional Designer, and Documentation Specialist, and Graphic Designer), about the rules for capitalization after a colon.
I was shocked to find out, that THERE IS NO CLEAR CUT RULE FOR THIS.
So I guess if you want to capitalize after a colon, go ahead. If not, then dont.
How many years has this stupid language been around… .AND WE STILL DONT KNOW YET?!?
WTF?!?! Kill me now!
1. Went to healthcare.gov. Referred to Maryland exchange.
2. Went to maryland exchange at http://www.marylandhealthconnection.gov.
3. Filed an application and put in 0 for my income and was forced to a medicaid page. I thought, “woops, I will be making money at some point this year (although my first paycheck is just shy of 45 days away… paychecks after are pending on if they want to keep me employed on this contract).
4. Deleted this application and started over.
5. Put in my appropriate income that I was expecting this year (provided I would still be employed on this contract).
6. Website crashed.
7. Called the customer service for the maryland exchange.
8. Phone number busy 5 times in one hour.
9. Finally got through to a person. Went through submitting the application on the phone.
10. Got down to the plan selection point where I was sent to www.healthsherpa.com (God knows what this site is or where it is from).
11. Put in my estimated income, age, and told them I was a smoker.
12. The cheapest plan listed was $143 a month with a $6000 deductible with no vision, dental, or prescription drug coverage. All the plans up to $300 a month were managed by Blue Cross in Maryland (I’ve worked for Blue Cross in PA and hated them. Do not want to insure through them at all).
13. In order to get a deductible less than $5000 I had to pay the upside of 300 a month with no vision, dental, or prescription coverage.
After some calculating, I found it was cheaper to pay the 1% of my annual income fine and go uninsured. With a deductible of 5-6000, you might as well be uninsured. I couldn’t afford the deductible much less a full uninsured hospital bill. Both the $6000 and the uninsured hospital bill would bankrupt me.
So I ask: WHAT IS THE POINT OF HEALTH INSURANCE IF YOU CANT AFFORD IT? I cant afford to be insured. I cant afford to be uninsured.
SOLUTION: FUCK AMERICA! FUCK OBAMACARE! PAY THE FINE! IT’S CHEAPER!
Once again… America fucks me!
Read this article. Apparently I’m not the only one. Basically, if uninsured health care is not affordable, and health insurance is not affordable, then obamacare and health insurance providers are unacceptable.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/20/affordable-care-act-healthcare-not-affordable
Might as well be a criminal…
Because it’s too much like a god damned over-dramatized movie…
This song is played on the Mike O’meara show when they discuss the snowy forecast.
It’s Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, and Rosemary Clooney. Rosemary has got to be one of the most talentless singers ever. Between her and Keeley Smith, I don’t know who is more boisterous and flat. The opening attempt at harmony makes Hozpitality sound good.
Play this song as you throw out your back shoveling. Be sure to be playing this as your car skids out of control on the highway ending your meaningless life in the…
snowwwwwwww…. Snowwwwwwwwwww…. SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW….
There! I’ve said it! Hate that woman and whatever crappy music/vocal style she’s trying to pull off.
This video was recommended by Nguyen Cha-Ney.
This is a video of Bouncy singing the national anthem with bad lip reading (Visit Bad Lip Readings YouTube page. It is hilarious). She sings LIKE EVERY STUPID R&B SINGER OUT THERE.
Some people would say: “She’s singing ALL the notes!”
This is funny stuff.
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT!
Here’s a nice little review…
Jefferson is horrible. All of it. Methodist and otherwise. They are never in a hurry to do anything other than bill you. The 1800-jeffnow call center people dont even want to hear you on the phone. They are rude and interrupt you and do not let you speak. They transferred me to the ER at Jefferson Methodist Hospital (where I was seen initially). The lady in the ER (who sounded distracted and not paying attention to anything) transferred me to an isolated voicemail queue that provided no out, other than to hang up and call back. (If anyone else is in this position, the call back number is: 215-955-6840).
When you are connected (in this case to jefferson methodist) there are so many people goofing off in the background that the person on the phone needs to ask for your SAME information 5 times because they are goofing off so much, they aren’t paying attention to the people on the phone.
After they finally pay attention enough to get your information correct then they will tell you “oh you are at METHODIST… THATS why I couldn’t see your information.” My response was, “Isn’t this Jefferson hospital? How many flavors of Jefferson are there? Just because you cant read each other’s data is not my problem!”
They took a throat culture from me tuesday and now its thursday. My symptoms are much worse and judging how long it took for them to find my information, they had no intention of even following through with the lab results much less contacting me. To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if they took the swabs of my throat and threw the swabs away.
THIS IS WHY PRIVATIZED MEDICINE IN AMERICA IS CRAP. All of these hospitals are more concerned about marketing and making money then they are about treating people. The whole time you are in physical agony, they are transferring you to an isolated voice mail queue or they have you on hold listening to their marketing drivel about how they are such a great provider of health care.
If you want health care, leave this god forsaken country of money grabbing opportunistic hustlers. This is what has become of America. This country and its’ health care system are a bunch of criminal selfish opportunistic hustlers.
I think we should take bets on how long it will take before we start killing for money again. I know chemical weapons yadda yadda yadda…
BUT SERIOUSLY…
Cut the bullshit. Where’s the money? There’s always god damned money! Where’s the money on this one? There has GOT TO BE more to it than concern for human life. Human life is something that does not motivate the corporate wheels of Amurka. It’s GOT TO BE SOME MONEY SOMEWHERE!
Like Dubya would say, what is the base line “strategery” here?
LIVING A LIE, FOLKS…
LIVING A LIE!!!
Here’s some music and lyric to support this:
XTC-War Dance lyrics
There’s an epidemic
Stirring passions in young hearts
Even the old campaigners
Have got it really bad
Well we ain’t seen nothing like it
Since coronation day
But when the street parties sound
I’m going underground
To keep the rabid hounds at bay
Oh my my — this war dance
A patriotic romance
No we ain’t seen nothing like it
Since coronation day
But when the tickatape flies
And blood is on the rise
You know it’s got you in its sway
You got yourself a war dance
There’s a cheap sensation
Keeping Fleet Street wide awake
Everyone wants a slice of
The jingoistic cake
And they’re resurrecting Churchill
And bringing national service back
Fueling power and glory fever
Makes for a sicker Union Jack
Yes I’m talking about this war dance
A patriotic romance
And I know all you poets
Have seen it all before
About the stirring of those young hearts
Back in the first world war
Oh my my this war dance…
and yes… I say we’ll be at war by September 11. If not, something bad will happen that will make the MEDIA MANUFACTURED “public opinion” RACE us into war.
WATCH!
on renting in South Philadelphia: “…Properties owned by Italians who hire Mexicans to do a Pollack repair job.”
It just makes you wonder if he was laughing inside when he did this…
