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Proof that its not just me

Ya’ll know I got this “issue” with the nasty old men in Washington, County MD right? Well, today as I was letting my fingers do the walking all over the news, I stumbled upon this tidbit of local flavor.

And the guy’s name says it all…Llyod Grim, 86. I am still trying to convince my sister she is in great danger….Alison, if you can read this…please by all means, avoid the Sharpsburg area. You can defeat them pretty easily in ones or twos, but when they horde, look out!

South Park’s Insheeption and Reality Show Stupid “Manufactured Drama” Music

If you haven’t watched the new episode of South Park yet, you must!

Mr. Mackey is Hoarding

I thought it was funny because all summer long, while in Rehoboth, every time John, Will or Mark would watch a reality show I always bitched that the “manufactured drama” music in the shows drive me nuts.  The episode itself is a mash up of the reality show “Hoarders” (which I shamefully like) and the movie “Inception” which I haven’t seen yet.   There’s this one character that jumps into each scene and does reality show back up music while the plot is hurriedly being explained.  HE IS SO ON THE MONEY! I thought the episode was HILARIOUS, especially when a young Mr. Mackey is getting fucked by Woodsy The Owl and screams, “No woodsy, okay, don’t touch my pee pee, I’ll give a hoot, okay!”.  

Click on this to hear the South Park version of stupid reality show drama music     

You can watch the episode on South Park’s site by clicking here.

REVEEEEN!!

This is more or less of a follow-up to Will’s Reveen poster from Canada.  For those who don’t know, there are many references in Trailer Park Boys about Ricky being called Reveen (which the character Ricky HATES.  I think parallels the harassment that is given to Julian about looking like Patrick Swayze).

Apparently Reveen is a Canadian Hypnotist/Magician.

http://www.reveen.com/index.html

The black hole of all information that ignorant people believe for no reason called “wikipedia” has a nice entry for him:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Reveen

This Google image search provides some really funny results:

Click here for it!

Ricky!!!!
Reveen!!!!!

Chronicles of the Absurd-NO.You are NOT like me.

And I don’t want YOUR ads playing in MY state. I have enough to deal with considering the biggest asshole we had for governor wants to try his hand at raising my fees and the toll amounts on the roads I travel by running for office again.

I am SO sick of all of these political ads polluting my morning news. I am SO sick of these out of touch, over pandering liars and their bullshit. You assholes want to impress me and get my vote? Then try living without a bank account for a month and get back with me.

Why is it that we can have over 1000+ different soda, cars, jeans, etc. to choose from, yet we are only subjected to two crappy political parties or their side fringe nut jobs? Welcome to the United States of Absurdity.