Hey Buddy, dont be an ASSHOLE and use the fucking trash can!
“No… fucking thank YOU Frank, you fucking bitch ass bitch cock sucking mother fucking prick!” HA! (whoever the fuck Frank is…)
Farewell Summer of 2012
With summer ending, the Phillies collapsing, and the end of the world coming with the Mayan calendar crap (which is all a load of poop), I figured I should post a connecto pic of a Rehoboth Beach sunset I’ve had lying around my cell phone memory for 4 or 5 months.
Maybe you haven’t noticed, but I am doing some image house cleaning on my cell phone memory chip. Enjoy!
As always, click the image for the biggy!
The “Highest” I’ve Ever been in Philadelphia!!
These pictures are from the 6th tallest building in Philadelphia, the Blue Cross building (DiBona Building) on the 44th floor facing west.
As always click the image for the full effect! The connecto pic below is composed of 5 crappy cell pictures.
Here’s a few non-connecto pics facing north and east (just for giggles). As always, click the image for the full size!
Even Grocery Stores Have Lost All Sense of Taste!
Gotta Keep On Moving…Or I’ll Die….
Happy Birthday Bryan Ferry. You consumed my youth…now you consume my middle age…
Wonder if his 67 year old ass can still pull this off:
DAILY PRESCRIPTION !
Politics pissin you off? The rape and pillage of the weak and suffering? Cant take it? Don’t know what to do?
Play this song REALLY LOUD until you laugh your ass off. Play it REALLY loud and see if you can piss anyone off with it!
Somehow it makes me feel better…
Great SUCCESS!!!
Somebody is represented here as a Big FLAMING GAY PINK MOTHRA BUTTERFLY…. ha ha ha!
WHAT A SHOW. The three joke off’s were ripping tonite! The host, Lou, had some of the most frighteningly vaudeville Benny Hill jokes, Paul-E’s jokes were scathing and cold, and Chef Jeff’s jokes were just plain offensive. This being a typical south philly dive bar (Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar) that has survived off of this grotesque sort of dark humor for nearly a century, buzzed with energy and laughter. Possibly the best entertainment I’ve ever witnessed in this bar.
The final score was:
Jeff: 9
Lou: 7
Paul-E: 5
Congratulations to Chef Jeff for going for the funny bone with a “soiled” vibrator!
Of special note in the above picture:
Paul-E: the best dressed joke-off in town posing as Jonathon Hart (from 80’s TV Aaron Spelling sit-com Hart to Hart) with his “self made millionaire” glasses and batman shirt.
Lou (mid joke): dinosaur t-shirt with name tag around his neck reading “dinosaur”.
Chef Jeff: in fabulous dime store gay regalia.
Pictures from the Floog Tag (or whatever) from the Ben Franklin Bridge
Obviously the Ben Franklin Bridge was more interesting than the stupid red bull event.
Click the image, wait, then click the image that comes up, wait, then you get the full size image. Crappy phone cam, but neat either way.
Bob gets a shout from a Twitter pal!
I’ve known @JoeUnseen since I started Tweeting… here he’s giving me props!
Bwaahahahaha!
