Holidays are a pain in the ass. So let’s pause for a moment and hear some uplifting words from a wise man about what these times should really mean.
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Doesn’t This Just Put You In The Christmas Spirit?
A Little Laughter has Died! Long Live The Legacy of Leslie Nielsen
Possibly one of my all time favorite comedy actors has passed away. Leslie Nielsen! I will miss him! I will honor his memory by watching all 6 Police Squad episodes (in color).
A quote to remember him:
“Sometime, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they’ve got. And, win just one for the Zipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then, Doc,” he said, “but I won’t smell too good. That’s for sure.”
“I just wanted to tell you, good luck and we’re all counting on you.”
I know what somebody’s getting for Xmas
Or should it be Kwanzaa? Is this Kuumba or Ujamaa? More like Shirley Q.
You know times are bad when ladies don’t care if their furs smell like they need to be dry cleaned with very special chemical.
Here’s to the Cook
Since I will be rolling up the sleeves and getting wrist deep into the carcass of a large bird, I want to give a shout out to one of the most annoying TV chef’s (and future Mrs. State of New York) Sandra Lee.
COCKTAIL TIME! Enjoy!
Everybody have a safe, wonderful, stimulating, and delicious holiday.
I agree with this guy, Palin IS a crappy dancer, and I have the shits of politics too!!
This article cracked me up! It seems that I agree with this whack job in Wisconsin! I am “fed up with politics” and I don’t think “Bristol Palin is a very good dancer” as well! I guess the only difference is, I’m not shooting my television.
http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/20101117_ap_authoritieswismanshootstvoverpalindance.html
Maybe I should buy a gun and a television. That would probably help. Maybe I should get money first….heh
YOKO REFUSES TO DIE!!
Sometimes when I hear Yoko Ono, I think I might actually like today’s music like Lady Gaga and such. But considering that today’s music is such a VISUAL experience, I still find Yoko Ono more entertaining. Maybe it’s just the thought that someone is crazy enough to do something this annoying and stupid. Maybe this is my career future. Although, I don’t think I could do it as long as she does in public and not crack myself up. I guess the insane way in which she takes herself so seriously is the artform? Did that make sense? Does this?!?
Just see if you can handle the length of the whole video. I sat here and laughed my ass off the entire duration of the bit. She sort of starts to “get down” at :33 seconds in but it’s still a tough call. In a world gone completely mad, Yoko Ono is starting to make sense. Be afraid people! Be very afraid! (By the way, it was a butt load of fun just tagging this posting!)
Gay Christmas Shopping Cheer!!!
All credit for this goes to the Mike Omeara Show for bringing my attention to this!
Most of you know I am a DIE HARD fan of local TV news bloopers! This is just gay FAAAABULOUSSSS!!!
(Dedicated to Brian Chaney – if he even reads this blog!)
This just made me laugh!
Gay Vampire Contest?
Jeeezuz,…this guy couldn’t work the vampire look any harder even if he tried, now could he? The thing is, it just doesn’t work. He just winds up looking like a creepy old queen, Norma Desmond in the 1950 film noir ‘Sunset Boulevard’. Even though the founding member of the house of Chanel insists on strutting around like he came in second place at a klaus kinski look-alike contest, He’ll never be gayer or creepier than the original GAY VAMPIRE,…Mr Tom Cruise. That boy is gayer than a tree full of parrots singing Steven Sondheim songs.
LP Cover Lover
Some eye candy for cereal lovers. Or record lovers. Or lovers who don’t want to look at each other.
