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Sixth Release (Third EP) from Hozpitality!!!

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Music that had to be made… and QUICKLY (as usual, the speed of creativity being a major ingredient to the Hozpitality formula). (Yes, that is dangerously tan Justin Bieber flipping off Mitt Romney… Thank you!)

Hozpitality-We're Testin Shit EP

This release is so small, we have placed the tracks below for instant streaming.

Track 1 – Romney Plan(0:38)

Lyrics:
Now if you live in America, you know this next song,
Tap it, tap it in thats a zinger,
And tell me how to poke it on Tuesday,
Dang no one’s happy.

Special shout out to Nu Shooz.

Track 2 – Passyunk Sweat Lodge(2:05)

Just passin the mic around. An urban native American feel.

Track 3 – CeMeGo MsNeebo Alchemist Let It Flow(Tatooine)(3:11)

A rap song… with teeth. Blow for blow with Alchemist and MsNeebo (and robot voice thing).

Track 4 – I Have No Idea(1:23)

Passin the mic around again. Featuring Bitchin Bob as beat box extraordinaire.

Tools used:

  • Korg Kaossilator
  • Korg Kaossilator Pro
  • Korg Mini-KP
  • Sony Acid Loops (crash tastic (awwwww))
  • Jade Garden Chinese
  • Coffee

Voices by:

Click here to download the album in a zip file with cover art (7 megs).**

** We still don’t make money off of this crap. We do it for pleasure! The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog again. Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your Romney Plan)!

Angry Hot Dog, Cool stuff, Grinds My Gears, Political, silly

Great SUCCESS!!!

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Somebody is represented here as a Big FLAMING GAY PINK MOTHRA BUTTERFLY…. ha ha ha!

WHAT A SHOW. The three joke off’s were ripping tonite! The host, Lou, had some of the most frighteningly vaudeville Benny Hill jokes, Paul-E’s jokes were scathing and cold, and Chef Jeff’s jokes were just plain offensive. This being a typical south philly dive bar (Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar) that has survived off of this grotesque sort of dark humor for nearly a century, buzzed with energy and laughter. Possibly the best entertainment I’ve ever witnessed in this bar.

The final score was:
Jeff: 9
Lou: 7
Paul-E: 5

Congratulations to Chef Jeff for going for the funny bone with a “soiled” vibrator!

Mr. Joke Off 2012, Chef Jeff taking his victory lap.
Mr. Joke Off 2012, Chef Jeff taking his victory lap.
The 3 Joke Off's: Paul-E, Lou, and Chef Jeff
The 3 Joke Off's: Paul-E, Lou, and Chef Jeff

Of special note in the above picture:

Paul-E:  the best dressed joke-off in town posing as Jonathon Hart (from 80’s TV Aaron Spelling sit-com Hart to Hart) with his “self made millionaire” glasses and batman shirt.
Lou (mid joke):  dinosaur t-shirt with name tag around his neck reading “dinosaur”.
Chef Jeff:  in fabulous dime store gay regalia.

Chronicles of the Absurd, Gay, Grinds My Gears, silly

I Was Getting Changed

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Poor Fred Willard got caught in a porn theater in Hollywood, CA last night pulling a “Pee-Wee Herman”. Kinda sucks that this great actor, who is 72 fucking years old by the way, is being prosecuted for doing what most people do in an adult movie theater. The man should be being honored for still whacking off at 72!!! Fucking PBS even dropped him from a show he was working on before the man has even been convicted.

I love Fred Willard, and I could give two shits less he was choking the chicken. The man at his age can probably barely use the internet or send an email, let alone navigate the wild world of internet porn. How many 72 year olds do you know surfing internet porn? Its his generation that is keeping those theaters in business.

Leave Fred Alone

All the shocked haters and PBS folks need to listen to the words of that wise poet and sage, the J-ROC and leave Fred alone.