But this begs the question, whatever happened to Schlitz® ?? These two below seem to know, while their house burns down from the stupid wench’s shitty cooking skills. The gentleman is quite forgiving isn’t he? They should back that up with “Let’s drink this and have a domestic dispute!”
AND to actually enjoy the Lowenbrau commercial, you need every verse in good fidelity!
Click this shit here for the TV Toons-Lowenbrau Commercial
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and get more laughs and memories back “on yo baby..”
Ever since Navy Seal Team Six accomplished the difficult mission of taking out Osama Bin Laden, the CIA has had weeks to scour through countless thumb-drives and PC’s for terror clues. One thing they learned that they were unaware of before was Bin Laden’s taste for good ol’ pornography. So here for you now are
THE TOP 10 FAVORITE PORN TITLES OWNED BY OSAMA BIN LADEN.
10 – TaliBANGing
9 – Seal Team SEX
8 – 9/11 INCHES
7 – Persian RUG MUNCHERS
6 – Rock the ASSbah
5 – PackingSTAN
4 – Infidel-ity
3 – Death to the NYMPHidels
2- Karachi Crotchmasters
…and now Ladies and Gentleman, the top favorite of OSAMA BIN LADEN IS:
I would watch Hollywood awards shows if they did shit like this:
Truth is, in most movies nowadays, the sandwiches have more emotional depth then the actors do…I mean, the Meatball sandwich in the Gary Busey clip brought tears to my eyes. Such range!
